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prostitosticles

Usually, the prostitosticles are the underveloped mammary glands of the famed prostitot species.
However. it is also quite common to find the prostitosticles of a prostitot prematurely overdeveloped due to a freakish side effect of growth hormones in modern food.
1. Man 1: Holy crap, check out the tits on that chick!
Man 2: Dude, she's like 10....

Man 1: How do you know?
Man 2: She's coming out of an Elementary School....
Man 1: But she's wearing a mini skirt a low cut tank top.
Man 2: yeah, well they sell those in Libby Loo.
Man 1: aww dude, i think i just vomited in my mouth a little bit.
Man 2: Fucking Bratz dolls...
2.The prostitot was bearing her prostitosticles to the other children on the playground. these of course, looked nothing like her mothers breasticles, and were very similar to a a skinny mans' neck fat being pushed together.
by skidmarkpanda May 26, 2009
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prostitute in training

A female below the age of 18 who walks around public places in cloths that are too revealing for her current age. also known as, Jailbait.
Man 1: "Look at that chick man she's hot."

Man 2: "nah man that's gross, shes only 16. she must be a prostitute in training."

Man 1: "yeah your right, I can't belive her parents would let her do something like that to herself."
by Spiderdude30 December 16, 2011
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prostitute mortician

A person who is hired to have sex with a corpse who has wished not to die a virgin.
“The dead man needs a prostitute mortician to come in and de-flower him.”
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prostitenant

(noun) A tenant who pays all or part of his/her rent with sexual favors
It's the fifth of the month and I still haven't gotten my check from that prostitenant Kelly in 115...I guess I'll have to stop by and 'collect' a blow job this afternoon
by Rob Baumgartner December 15, 2008
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Prostetot

A word used to describe young whores-in-training. Generally slutty younguns {ages 9-14} Similar traits to Death Eaters, commonly found in public, displaying their wares. Often actually for free!
"What's that on the street corner?"

"That? It's a prostetot! Mindy?!"

(keep in mind when encountering her, When she gives you affection, You'd better wear protection, That skank might have an infection! Are you paying close attention?)
by ChelseaSmile September 26, 2009
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Prostislank

A combination of the words prostitute, slut, and skank resulting in a word to describe someone who fits in all three categories. Basically, someone who just plain old can't keep it in their pants.
Did you see Christine with those three guys last night?
Ya! She's such a PROSTISLANK!
by raratore December 27, 2009
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Prosair

Maple Term A corsair who has reached total pronessity. Therefore he/she can emit flaunts of high damagetude. Only corsairs who are passed level 160 can hold this professional, godlike position.
NightLord: I was killing anego, and this PROSAIR came and freaking KSED (kill steal) me dude!!
Bishop: Who are you? o.o
by PirateThreat August 2, 2010
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