Skip to main content

Procrastinate

u. what you are fucking doing right now.... GO FINISH YOUR HOMEWORK THAT WAS DUE 2 MONTHS AGO YOU KNOW YOUR GONNA FAIL THE YEAR BITCH
You: you, procrastinate.. is what your lazy fucking ass is doing rn
by BeLGBTQ+andShakeThatAss April 16, 2021
mugGet the Procrastinate mug.

procrastinater

A bitch that does not give two flying fucks about a task assigned or given by someone or themselves anytime of day or night PERRRRIOD------> .
Perra <----Spanish be acting like a full on procrastinater even though she keep saying she busy, tf wrong with her?
by Star Lewis August 18, 2021
mugGet the procrastinater mug.

procrasturbate

the act of rubbing one out for a long period of time, usually due to little or no ambition
Day off tomorrow, just gonna sleep in then procrasturbate the rest of the afternoon.
by KtownBrian November 8, 2021
mugGet the procrasturbate mug.

procrastinate

procrastinate is when your delaying something and sulking
procrastinate
by suhbb May 18, 2022
mugGet the procrastinate mug.

procrastinate

delay or postpone action put off doing something.
it won't be long so don't procrastinate
by jchqjshwdg14141 January 6, 2023
mugGet the procrastinate mug.

Procrasturbate

When you put off a task or chore in order to masturbate.
I really didn't want to do my math homework, so I decided to procrasturbate.
by CrayCrayJ January 12, 2023
mugGet the Procrasturbate mug.

Procrastibake

45 minutes ago: Wow, those bananas are brown and disgusting.

Now: Wow, this banana bread is delicious! Thanks, I meant to eat them a week ago. I procrastibaked!
by Earl Anderson January 29, 2023
mugGet the Procrastibake mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email