pitch a curveball

Defecate. It's derived from a combination of the curve ball in baseball typically being called the 2 pitch, and the denotation of urination as number 1 and defecation as number 2. Thus, to pitch a curveball means to do a number 2.

Get out of my way, after drinking that coffee I really have to go pitch a curveball.

by johnnybass January 16, 2009

pitchatentatious

Pitchatentatious - Something worthy of "Pitching a tent"

"Dude, that girls ass is pitchatentatious !"

by ilovepirates March 17, 2009

Pitch a Windshield

Instead of pitching a tent for temporary shelter, "pitching a windshield" refers to sleeping in your vehicle.

Chris- "I was too drunk to drive home from the bar last night, so I had to pitch a windshield in the parking lot."

by bigcatspecial July 8, 2010

Pitching-a-no-hitter

When a dominate gay male has sex with 27 men in a row without cumming.

Aaron will never be caught pitching-a-no-hitter, however Max is an All Star pitcher.

by weeny bubble August 26, 2010

High Pitched Laugh

The name for the laugh that is made when men see something so hilarious on Urban Dictionary that it makes them scream in a voice so high that they automatically ejaculate at the same time.

Dragonforce:
"The greatest power metal band in the Universe. Worship them.
These solos make ejaculation unavoidable. "

*Bob in epic high pitched laughing phase*: "HAAAAAA!!!!! HAAAAAA!!!!! HAAAAAAAA!!!! XD XDXDROFLOLOLFOLMAOXDLOLOLOLOLPEN0RXDLOLROFL!!!!"

by 22MidnA22 September 3, 2009

mountain dew pitch black

THe best NEW soda ever, has a refreshing grape taste.

YO nigga hook me up wi sum mountain dew pitch black!

by donkeykongpuncher September 7, 2004

pitchfork

Male version of the camel toe. Caused by tight fitting clothing outlining the penis and balls. Found in males and transsexuals wearing Spandex, Speedos and tights.

While a camel toe is a thing of beauty and wonder, a pitchfork is a vulgar display of a man's frank and beans

by Cary the B August 2, 2006