preeat

To eat hungry or not before a session of binge drinking.

I got my beer bong and a 1/2 gallon of vodka.
Joey's kegger is gonna kick ass.
I need to preeat so I don't pass out before midnight.

by banisadr December 28, 2008

Pradatype

The model of a modern male model, especially one swarthy, stubbly yet winsome, with mirrored sunglasses and at least two white-and-gleaming articles of clothing.

Giorgio is the Pradatype: His white kicks glint, he smokes real cool, and even when he squats in the gutter, it becomes the handsome place to be.

by MosDayz June 23, 2008

Premature Etypulation

When one types in chat and doesn't take the time to check spelling prior to sending.

Vic was chatting so fast, he started suffering from "premature etypulation" - I couldn't understand his spelling.

by Pamela D December 26, 2008

premature etextulate

The act of accidentally sending a half written text message.

My girlfriend broke up with me because I premature etextulated:

She: hey what's up
Me: Hey...just wanted you to know how much I love and miss <send>

It should have said "...just wanted you to know how much I love and miss football season".

by soundgrrrl67 May 2, 2009

premature emancipation

When someone has left their parental home but is incapable or unwilling to be self sufficient and depends on their parents for financial aid.

t "Did you hear Johns parents are bailing him out AGAIN!"
j "Yeah man he needs treatment for premature emancipation"

by invalidrecord June 27, 2009

Premature Goodbye

This occurs when two mere aquaintances leave a location, and one individual says "goodbye" entirely too early. In this situation, the relationship is not yet close enough to openly acknowledge the incredibly awkward position they have now been forced into while walking to their immediate destination. This usually occurs while walking to vehicles, or separate apartments/rooms.

Josh: Goodbye, Colton!

Colton: See ya later, Josh!

(after an excruciating 30 second silent side-by-side walk to the parking lot, both Josh and Colton reach their vehicles and part ways.)

Colton: (says to self) Wow, that was a Premature Goodbye if I've ever seen one.

by chager45 February 14, 2010

premature e-textulation

To experience premature e-textulation is to accidentally send a text message or comment via phone or social network, before the text/comment is complete.

Text 1: I'm on my way. I just ha-

Text 2: ...have to stop for milk. Sorry. Premature e-textulation -lol.

by Medi0cre Man March 6, 2010