foreign package

Alcohol, of any kind,consumed in private and in advance of appearing at the party destination

Even before he fell off the balcony it was clear to all he had arrived at the party with a "foreign package"

by sheila in the car October 9, 2008

fanny pack

A pouch or other device used to hold items usually worn around the waist. Most often used as an alternative to a man-purse.

Frank keeps his lube and lipstick in his fanny pack.

by ??? September 27, 2003

ethnic package

When someone adds chrome and/or tint and either raises or drops the vehicle depending on the ethnicity and/or location.

Hey bra ! you got the ethnic package for your truck.

by Koukalaka May 21, 2008

Safety Pack

A six or twelve pack of beer to bring to a party just in case they don't have enough alcohol, you know they will run out, or assume the only alcohol the host has left is Natty Ice.

Jason: Yo Ken, you think we should bring a safety pack to Chad's party tonight??

Ken: Um yea fo sho, the two Adam's are lushes and will be there early... they will obviously drink all the good stuff.

Jason: True story, safety pack on deck

by Jason J Rock April 8, 2011

Hewlett Packard

Hewlett Packard, abbreviated HP, is a corporation dedicated to manufacturing top-of-the-line malfunctioning, Cambodian sweatshop assembled, eAIDS infested plastic and metal scraps or "personal computers" run on Mongolian prostitutes' tit milk. HP laptops are as reliable, trustworthy, and totally clean of any "surprises" as much as a Hoe's Pussy. HP laptops are like used Afghani goat condoms repacked and assured of their technological innovativeness, technologically a hybrid between an ACER, a shopping cart, and liquidated, metal casted soiled drapes.

-Dude you bought an HP? Hewlett Packard "laptop" resting on my bed)
Yeah. She's tired though, she fucks me so hard 24/7 bitch almost caused a fire.

-How much?
$1500

by NukifyouBuk December 4, 2010

tard pack

Began as a nickname for the XBOX 360 core system because only tards and clueless parents buy it. It has now transformed into an insult and used as a variation of tard.

Nice highwaters tard pack.

by NESticle January 2, 2006

pack a lunch

Slang for telling a person they're going to have a hard time kicking your ass.

Johnny: "You better stop eye ballin my ho or I'm gonna jack you in the grill!"

Jimmy: "Oh yeah, you better pack a lunch bitch!"

by Tipton July 12, 2007