Sara Palin

female version of Ann Coulter, Governor of Alaska, Republican nominee in 2008 for Vice President. Believes that Roe vs Wade should be overturned, that Creationism is real and I.M. is actually Science. Not only still believes that there was a connection between Iraq and 911, but that the war in Iraq is "Gods Plan". Believes alaskan rape victims should buy their own rape kits. Alaskan Natives hate her because she dissed them, Alaskan Special needs families hate her because she cut the budget for them by 68%, Hillary Clinton followers hate her because she is trying to set womens rights back 30 years, and her daughters boyfriend hates her because she is making him marry her daughter, Bristol. May in fact be the most ignorant person to ever run for any public office.

What is the difference between Sara Palins Vagina and a Clown car?

by JayCee2010 October 27, 2008

Sarah Palin

The Governor of Alaska and John McCain's Vice Presidential running mate for the 2008 election.

Sarah Palin will be a Jeopardy answer, but never a Vice President.

by Pointer of the Obvious August 29, 2008

Sarah Palin

a stuck up Alaskan whose husband was a democratic extremist until 2004. Palin is ultra religious and believes creationism should be taught in schools. a highly ignorant woman who, when asked about her iraqi exit plan, responded "I haven't given it much thought." Palin is radical, religious, and should be allowed nowhere near the white house or children. Palin's political views are thinner than the condoms she tries to ban. vote democratic in '08 and keep this extremist out of the white house

sarah palin is ignorant and religious and wants to neuter you to stop you from having premarital sex.

by contact 13 November 2, 2008

Palin baby

A mentally retarded person.
A person who is stupid, obtuse, or ineffective in some way: a hopeless social retard.

1. Don't be a palin baby.

2. Tommy acts like a palin baby around girls

retard

by 0utL4w April 4, 2010

Palinoscopy

a verbal ass-reaming by Sarah Palin against the lame stream media and gotcha journalism

Dude, I don't watch Faux News much anymore cause every single night it's nothing but one big Palinoscopy.

by dookeyboy November 24, 2010

Sarah Palin

1) Governor of Alaska and VP of John McCain's 2008 Presidential Campaign
2) The Great Whore

Who the hell is Sarah Palin?

by RianFowler October 21, 2008

Sarah Palin

Nicknamed "The Pittbull With Lipstick", the trooper-scandal-ear-mark-queen-ebay-airplane-lies-ethics-investigated VEEPchoice for the Republican Party 2008.

In a last ditch desperate response to the 80,000 people cheering Obama and his wife at the DNC , the Rovian McCain campaign decided to pull a fast one. They added a 'woman' to their ticket, perhaps hoping to spark some media interest, after noting the boring and sleep enducing effect McCain has on TV watchers.

It was effective. She was on the cover of People magazine immediately.

A creationist, angry, super religious, anti-gay, gun enthusiast and former member of the Alaskan Successionists (who hate America so much they want to actually NOT be American anymore), she gave new energy to the media's otherwise lackluster coverage of the republican convention.

She was a beauty queen, very pretty, and able to make nasty, extreme speeches blasting her oponenent with facts that are not based on reality - all the while wearing a snide smile.

Not surprisingly, neocons, gay haters, rednecks and religious wingnuts rally around her like flies on a pudding pop.

Q: What's the difference between Bush and Sarah Palin?
A: Lipstick

David Letterman thinks Sarah Palin is a Lenscrafters model.

by monkiki October 25, 2008