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STUMP POKER

A MASTURBATION GAME FIRST GUY TO SPEW WINS
JOHNNY LOST THE LAST GAME OF STUMP POKER BUT HIS HAND FELT SO GOOD THAT HE PLAYED IT OUT
by SLOBOVIAN NEWS NETWORK January 3, 2023
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pube poker

Beef curtains so dense and pendulous that they reach past the dick on penetration and poke a dude’s pubes.
I hooked up with the this girl the other night. Her pube pokers were so gnarly, they made me chafe.
by anonymous August 1, 2023
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wizard poker

Magic: The Gathering, a card game with a magic theme.
Do you want to play wizard poker this weekend?
by pnnnnsndltn September 9, 2023
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The joker poker

The joker poker is a sex move where u keep poking ur dick in her ass every time u poke u make a joker laugh
I pulled the joker poker on her last night
by Evil492 April 25, 2021
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poker

by big_al's_bf June 16, 2022
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Utensil Poker

Its the most powerfull weapon in game called chicken invaders
i just got Utensil Poker now i can poke those chickens
by TON618 August 17, 2022
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pillow poker

A male who cannot find another means of sexual satisfaction beyond himself and regrettably uses a pillow to fulfill the lack of game in the field.
You won't talk to her because you ain't nothin but a hopeless pillow poker.
by Stunningstallion69 October 20, 2022
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