the horizontal poker

Mean , Sex . Good , dirty, hot , wild sex! lol

Karita why was you over bobby's house ? , did y'all you know?

No , Rick we didn't do the horizontal poker !

by Wizdee May 10, 2011

DOUBLE POKER

The name given to a very unfortunate looking female. I'm certain parts of the country a paper bag is called a poke

Did you see that chick with the jacked up hair? Only had 2 teeth and a big nose. She's a double poker.

by Gray Ass Crack December 4, 2018

Poker Face

The red ring around your face from the face pad on your Oculus Quest after playing Pokerstars VR for hours.

Amanda took off her headset after 3 hours and realized she now has poker face.

by Dr. William Johnson November 30, 2021

Poker Face, poKer faUce, pokeR facE

Poker Face, poKer faUce, pokeR facE

Poker Face, poKer faUce, pokeR facE

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 19, 2025

Poker Analyzer

Poker Analyzer is designed with cell phone exterior appearance, but with a personalized program provides the poker shark with a readout which is developed to read the marks on the edges of marked playing cards.

The cheating function of Poker Analyzer is protected by a hidden password way which is powered by the Android app. Once poker analyzer device receives the data about the marked cards, it will analyze the game outcome automatically, various results are supported.

When Tony played Texas Holdem game with his friends last week, he got caught when he using poker analyzer to know the winner of the game.

by Cardslenses October 31, 2018

Commie Poker

A form of poker tournament made of several short games. At the end of each game, chips are converted to points and added to the player's tally. At the start of each new game, chips are redistributed equally among the players (wealth redistribution). At the end of the tournament, the player with the most points is the winner.

I'm playing in the Commie Poker Tournament at the rec center Saturday.

by Definosaur May 20, 2018

poker brian

A poker Brian is defined as someone who sucks out and then thinks they are a genius for it. This can be applied to any poker game whenever they think they're good for getting lucky.

That guy got so lucky on the river but totally went poker Brian on me and thought he was a genius.

by B4032883 February 9, 2023