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Freshmen Poon

A group of freshmen girls that follows around an upper class boy. Usually trying to flirt with him.
Ghost: Gad damn it Jeffrey, you and all your freshmen poon.
Jeffrey: Im sorry i cant help it, they are always following me.
by Hurricane... January 11, 2010
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Greasy Poon

The act of eating a greasy food item out of a female's vagina and proceeding to use the grease as lubrication for intercourse.
Jay: I'm feeling in the mood for some Greasy Poon tonight...

Cat: I'll pick up a double cheeseburger on my way home!

or

Jay: We may need lube I'll stop and get some on my way over.

Cat: No need I'm cooking burgers, we can just do a Greasy Poon!
by BuggyBottles September 16, 2013
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POON JAB

the act of taking ones hand, balling it into a fist and gently tapping a womans vagina. not necciscarily a hard punch but a light jab. clothing variable, but same aspect with or without.

if taken to the next level of force with an upward motion then the act would now be an "up-her-cunt"(uppercut)
"the bitch crossed me, so i gave her a poon jab and set her straight!"
by MOTTS May 27, 2006
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Poonam

A talented, sexy, and fierce bitch who knows she's the shit. Incredibly smart, and a total trendsetter. Not the type of bitch you wanna ever piss off.
person 1: "Holy shit...Poonam tho"

person 2: "Damn"
by justcasuallysexy October 19, 2014
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Poon

the unshaven heaven in which we all like to take a dip.
by Graham April 13, 2004
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Poon Waffle

by Delphina June 11, 2006
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maroon poon

Describes the period in which a female menstruates.
I can't go in the bumper boats, I have a bad case of the maroon poon.
by micah August 24, 2006
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