Pleasure

One of the very few raw emotions. Different to happiness, as happiness is a mixture of emotions, pleasure included.

Pleasure is a raw feeling inside every mammal (and possibly every other animal) in which the animal enjoys the situation.

Pleasure can be found in/by:

Being around friends
Sexual activity
Eating
Recreational activities
A dog eating a bone
A dolphin doing tricks for rewards

Etc...

by Oscar the Shark Slayer August 11, 2009

Please Advise

The proverbial business bitchslap.

Hi Carrie,

How are you? Happy Monday! I was wondering when you were going to get me that quote I asked for last week. If we don't get the ball rolling ASAP my client will look for another company.

Please advise.

All the best,
Christine.

by eventjubilee February 25, 2013

guilty pleasure

n.
to describe a certain substance or activity a person enjoys, and often practises, while said person morally believed or is informed that the substance or activity is abnormal, improper or incorrect.

See more at: guilt, guilty, pleasure

Under some common believes, licking whipped cream from the body of their partners, anonymous sex, watersport, and basically anything involved with sexual activities, can be considered as guilty pleasures to some, while the rest just fucking do it.

by thisisaspace May 2, 2004

pleace

A cross between peace and please. When a person is asking for peace in a nice way

i wish the world had pleace

by nikki and doyle September 23, 2006

Child Please

A way of saying F*** You without actually saying it. Originated from Chad Ochocinco on HBO's Hard Knocks.

-Chad, why didn't you run that route correctly?
-Man, Child Please!

by WhoDey148 August 19, 2009

Child Please

This is a phrase generated in the country when someone says or does something so ridiculous, you can hardly think of a nice or unoffensive response. Many think that Chad Ocho Cinco of the Cincinnati Bengals made this up, but he just brought it back. My granny has been saying it for years and I bet his granny did too.

Me- Granny can I go over to Jermaines for dinner?

Granny- Child Please you know Jermaines momma don't cook.

by Damien_Thorne October 17, 2009

nigga please

a phrase commonly used to show disapproval or disdain towards another individual or comment.

person A: Yo dude check out this crackin ass shirt i got.

person B: you still got a busted ass grill!

person A: nigga please

by wordsmith January 21, 2004