plasmabation

getting sexually aroused from giving plasma and the euphoric feeling you receive from earning 20 dollars, thus allowing the giver to purchase a gram of some dank shit.

Dude i just plasmabated everywhere. You wanna hit this?

Hey do you want to smoke i just did my weekly plasmabation.

You know I think i'm going to go plasmabate today would you like to join me?

by the Fembots November 9, 2010

plapped

To drunk and/or sleepy to do anything

Came back from the party and I was plapped.

by The plapper March 12, 2016

Blake plans

To make plans with someone, then that same person cancels. Made famous by a person named Blake.

"Hey didn't you have plans with Jeff tonight?"
"Yah, but he made Blake plans, he's just going to stay home now."

by Christian McNamara March 17, 2008

plasma

the word of the century!
can mean kickin'
rad
sweet
chill
amazing
fun

Idiot: "Dude that was totally the SEKS!"
Smart person: "Don't you mean it was PLASMA?"

by youloveit000776 January 30, 2007

Bavarian Papsmear

Basically the worst situation that could come about when you're not even expecting it.

"Awe man, I got the old bavarian papsmear the other day."
-Flunking a test
-flunking life

by klondike bar May 9, 2006

Paps

1. one extra friendly toward children, expecially boys.
2. after an encounter with the paps, usually occuring around 9:30 pm, one will wish he or she had never been born, or raped.

" Excuse me Mike, I must unfortunatly spend time with the paps, because it's almost 9:30."

by DImetiYUs April 15, 2005

Plappert

To believe anything you are told when it comes to chatting up a member of the opposite sex. 'Plapperts' are stupid, oblivious and will do whatever you tell them to. They think they are talking dirty but really they're just talking a load of funny shit and it gives everyone around them a good laugh.

'I dream of shaving you head, eyebrows included, so i can redraw some features with a permanent marker to make you the perfect woman. this is often the dream i have before i wake up in my own piss.'

'Do you want me to talk dirty? Yes or no.'
'Yes.'
'Okay. I want you to make me purr with excitement, for Roberta, for Peter and for Phyllis, for i am the embodiment of the railway children and subsequently i do like a good rag on.'

'He's such a Plappert!'

by Ricky, Emily and Jamie. October 20, 2009