plank

1. (noun) A physical exercise where you hold your body parallel to the ground using just your forearms and toes — builds core strength and mental fortitude.

2. (verb) To remain emotionally and financially unshaken during a meltdown — especially in crypto.

3. A state of complete meme alignment with a token that requires zero motion, zero emotion, and infinite conviction.

“Bro held a 5-minute plank and saw God.”
“Everyone sold the dip. He just planked.”
“She doesn’t trade. She planks.”

by randallrandy May 29, 2025

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plank daddy

When you order extra crumbs at Long John Silver's and they toss in a free fish plank in your bag.

Damn... Jeff got free fish by just asking for crumbs? He is a certified Plank Daddy!

by Step mom Salad November 24, 2021

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Plank

Describing a very erect penis.

"Baby, your thingy was like a plank last night- straight and smooth and hard as wood"

by Csj420 November 15, 2020

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biting the plank

When a girl with braces gives you a blowjob and accidentally/purposely cuts your dick.

AHHHH!!!!! MY DICK iS CUT!!!! AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!You were biting the plank!!!!

by jockthecock November 16, 2010

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Walk the Plank

To commit suicide, as in the case of a pirate choosing to eject themself from a ship

Jake: Just found out the girl I love is a lesbian. I might just walk the plank
Luke: My soulmate is only 12 years old... maybe I should join you

by anonymous August 3, 2023

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Planking

The act of lying down with arms flat against the side of the body. Better plankers plank in positions out of the normal i.e chimneys. Also know as extreme lying down.

check out that letterbox bro, prime planking

by plankingbouss September 25, 2011

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