higlety piglety

A mess which take a very long time to sort out!

All my work is higlety piglety

by Dan Fitchew June 3, 2007

Long Dong Ping Pong

Having a stiff cock and your pants pulled down, then having a ping pong match in order to prove that you have the superior family gems. Done usually when you are beyond wasted and/or high at a party to entertain those around you for petty compliments and rewards.

Dude #1: "Dude, did you see Zach's Long Dong Ping Pong game last night at Austin's?"

Dude #2: "Yeah dude! It was hella sick! Sucked that his cum got everywhere though man."

Dude #1: "Dude we should totally have a Long Dong Ping Pong game tonight!"

Dude #2: "Hell fucken yeah man! Let's do it!"

*the two men were then kicked outa class and just kept on fucking around the next couple years*

by Long Dong Dacklin January 16, 2017

Ding-dong ping-pong

A game of precise ping pong where you use your dick as a paddle

At that party last night Jordan and I played ding-dong ping-pong.

by BlackKnight27 September 24, 2018

pinglis

Small penis

John : "You have a small pinglis!"
Corny : "I know but don't say it out loud."

by StefanLondberg2 February 12, 2018

pengle

To walk in the same manner as a penguin. Like waddling but with more lateral movement and shorter steps, it is a method of movement commonly employed by very fat people.

Noun: Pengling - to pengle.

Man, look at that fat bastard pengle.

by sceneboyskissboys_realboyssleepwiththem January 7, 2008

piggled

means to scraf down food like a pig.

they piggled all of the treats on my desk

by Jeffi March 6, 2008

piglingual

One who is fluent in pig latin

Fred watched the 3 stooges and when he heard them speak pig latin he was so impressed that he practiced and practiced until he became piglingual.

by weasel990 July 31, 2009