max payne

A) A video game character circa 1999-2004 who goes through many changes between his 2 video games, Through these games he can dodge bullets because of something called bullet time, to put it his way "When your staring down the barrel of a gun time seems to slow down"
B)slang for an outrageous killing of someone

A) Oh, shit its Max Payne, we're all going to die....
B) DUDE! He just Max Payne'd him with akimbo berettas!

by Kilroy Higgins February 29, 2004

Trap phone

Trap phone means a phone specifically used for hoes drugs or money- usually a Obama phone (disposable phone).

Ayo pass me my trap phone, I gotta call my baby momma.

by Anonymousdiscovery April 5, 2017

blowing up my phone

constant text messaging, getting another message before you've finished typing your reply. typically the sender has the hots for the receiver.

"He won't lay off. He keeps blowing up my phone."

by KDinTX August 29, 2009

Payne

payne - a person with an incredibly deceiving smile

That payne is the one who is going to get to the top!!

by Python87 December 9, 2011

phone fag

One who continuesly uses their cell phone for talking, texing, taking pictures, checking the time or just playing with the buttons.

Hey John stop being such a phone fag, put your phone away and watch the game.

by mza929 December 25, 2007

A Phone Call

The brief exchange of a few vital pieces of information.

A Phone call-

George: Hey Steve, what time does the circle jerk start tonight?

Steve: 10.

George:10 o'clock? Ok listen, I'm going to be a little bit late you'll have to start without me.

Steve: You going to be ready though, right?

George: Oh don't worry I'm going to eat a whole bunch of oysters and watching a horny movie.

Steve: Nice, what is it called?

George: It's called "Tarzan Fucks a Zebra".

Steve: Who's in it?

George: Russell crowe.

Steve: What's it about?

George: Well It's a bit of a fantasy, right now Ranae Zelwigger is blowing a unicorn.

by NeonFlame126 February 28, 2009

Windows Phone

The smartphone of the future.

iPhone User: Hey, is that a Windows Phone?

Windows Phone User: Yes, it's the phone of the future, because it sure as hell isn't the phone of today.

by cOOlaide117 September 6, 2012