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pansexual

someone who has sex with dogs or other animals as well as humans.
guy 1: i'm pansexual.
guy 2: oh, so you have sex with things resembling humans like the mythological "Pan" right.
guy 1: ya. pretty much. but i'm not gay.
by dddrycereal January 3, 2008
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P.S. Someone who has sex with dogs. P.P.S. Or Janet Reno. P.P.P.S. Or someone who's had a lot of Jose Cuervo and decides that the chihuahua next door is lookin' mighty good.

The overindulgence of alcoholic beverages that causes someone to stick their hand into a zebra.
Use of machinery to construct robotic dogs that are utilized in sexual play.
Someone who is attracted to oriental people with the name "Pan."
Someone who is attracted to Rocko (Rocko's Modern Life)
Someone who is bisexual but too much of a hipster to call themselves such.
Someone who is gay and thinks that saying their gay reveals too much so they say they are pansexual when in reality they are just attracted to a person's personality or animals, preferably dogs, or someone who is strongly attracted to pans.
Guy 1: Hey man I thought you were gay!
Guy 2: No man, I'm pansexual.
Guy 1: Well doesn't that just mean that you're too afraid to say you're gay but not too scared to put your hand in a zebra.
Guy 2: Oh ya, that's not gay at all.
by Amanda & Erika January 5, 2008
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People who are sexually attracted to pans.
Bob: I just fucked a pan
Jane: You must be a pansexual
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Pansexual is a term used to refer to teenage girls who watch Steven Universe and dye their hair purple or white or some strange bright color followed by cutting or shaving it in some way. Most of these people are secretly from Mars and are also known as Fags or Emos.
Hell she would even fuck a cactus she must be pansexual!
by Sharm00ta December 17, 2015
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Pipexual

A guy who wanks over David Hasselhoff (The HOFF), but has a girlfriend simular to Pamela Anderson.

Or in other terms a spoil'd prick.
U'd never guess but Martin's a Pipexual, the Jammy Git!!!
by Eisel Dier March 28, 2007
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pansexual

damn that frying pan is looking sexy this evening, im so pansexual
by thiccmemedaddy May 19, 2018
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A Pansexual is someone who is attracted to those of all sexual orientations.
Pansexual; I want to pansex you up!
Girl; Wiiiiiiiiitttttttttt
by Nananatalie January 15, 2006
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