When one masterbates into their own hand and before proceeding to clean it off shakes another persons hand. Named such because of people spiting into their hand to get a better grip on a phillip's screw driver for example.
by Sink Cleaner July 30, 2009
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For anecdotal use in the description of one’s faecal defecating or discharging experience(s). Specifically referring to those which are associated with, but not limited to; constipated movements that ensue for circa 27 years, before they come out.
For anecdotal use in the description of one’s faecal defecating or discharging experience(s). Specifically referring to those which are associated with, but not limited to; constipated movements that ensue for circa 27 years, before they come out.
‘Hey boss. Sorry I was in the bathroom so long earlier; today’s was a real Phillip Schofield!’
‘-Hey Sharon, how was the natural birth?
-Not fun Susan. My newborn son went full Phillip Schofield on my birthing canal. I required stitches, Susan.’
‘-Hey Sharon, how was the natural birth?
-Not fun Susan. My newborn son went full Phillip Schofield on my birthing canal. I required stitches, Susan.’
by JonnyPee February 8, 2020
Get the Phillip Schofield mug.A girl fancied by all Jonnies in the world, often referred to as P.boobs, or just "Phillipa". Amazing at saxophone, also enjoys nymphomancy with everyone except jonny. Attached to nick at the hip.
"Hey look - there's phillippa"
"fit"
"man jonny needs to get over phillippa"
"I wish i could get myself one of those phillipas"
"fit"
"man jonny needs to get over phillippa"
"I wish i could get myself one of those phillipas"
by Barry January 27, 2005
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Get the Mr Phillip mug.Phillip Is a lit person who loves video games and is trying to be quiet.Phillip is an amazing person, best friend. He has strong morals and is very intelligent. He is very empathetic and he never fails to try to make things better for those he cares for. He learns from his mistakes and improves for the future. He is incredibly understanding, patient and most of all forgiving.He's perfect in literally every way possible and he's probably the most hilarious person you will ever meet.
Phillip is a complete freaking legend
by xXMaster_DerpXx May 22, 2019
Get the Phillip mug.To get around in a haunted house doing a motion that is sort of a combination of power walking and the twist, while being naked, and letting your flaccid penis whip back and forth, making a crisp smack off your midsection.
"Yo man, listen to those penis smacks echo through that dreary chamber, that's some mean haunted phillip goin on right there man!"
"I thought I would easily win that bet by spending the night in the old Zimmerman place, but that guy doing the haunted phillip really wore down my nerves."
"I thought I would easily win that bet by spending the night in the old Zimmerman place, but that guy doing the haunted phillip really wore down my nerves."
by Unheard Big Pappy September 3, 2009
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