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Philolayman

A troubled young person of Afghani descent living in Canada. He is known to send voice notes into various discord servers to explain a rather useless topic, although, no one really ever listens to these voice notes. He indulges in making pedophilic jokes, however, I don't believe they are jokes. He overly glazes Jose Aldo even though he is a glorified journeyman.
"Yo did you listen to Philolayman's voice note?"

"Hell nah, it's just probably about Jose Aldo"
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piñata phile

A piñata phile is where you tie a rope around your partners stomach and attach it to the ceiling like your partner is a piñata. Then you smack your partners ass with a whip.
I piñata philed my girlfriend yesterday, her ass is red raw now. She liked it though.
by Daddy's hard cock May 22, 2016
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baby-phile

Baby-phile (sometimes also babyphile) is a ambiguous term used in the X-Files Fandom (Philedom) which may refer to:

1) a new fan of The X-Files that just recently became a fan of the show. Sometimes also referred to as "neophile".
One of the first usages if this term with this definition was first used during the 2012 X-Files Paley Event by an X-Phile in the audience.
2) a fan that was born after 2002 when the original run of the show ended.
3) an offspring of one or more X-Philes which is exposed to the fandom and thus most likely will become or became a fan by proxy.

The term is combination of the word baby and X-Phile (fans of the show The X-Files).
Since the end of The X-Files in 2002, a lot of baby-philes have joined the fandom.
by Mama_Anarchia June 25, 2018
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Fresh philette

A person who is in a group of friends who all have relation ships
I am the fresh philette of the footy team
by A.kelly May 26, 2021
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Walltong philes

Some scary shi dat giv u nitemares or sum ting idk
Man.1: i get scær'd by walltong philes
Man.2: me too
by Alternatesexual February 16, 2022
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zoo-phile

A person who is sexually attracted to animals.
Ew they are a zoo-phile
by SmallAfton January 8, 2023
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Melancholy Phile Paradox

The melancholy phile paradox states that a person who enjoys being sad is not really sad at all because enjoyment is happiness
Fucking melancholy phile paradox arent you a sadist???? wwwwwwwww
by Helivitica January 25, 2024
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