Pharao in the toilet

A weird fear or idea you had as a child resulting in strange behaviours like apologise to the pharao in the toilet for pooping on them

As a child I was so scared of hurting the red lights feeling on a traffic light, it really was my pharao in the toilet.

by RichardOfYork March 28, 2024

Pharasser

A person who safeguards a lighthouse and helps fellow sailors

My uncle is a pharasser in Helsinki.

by Yvra April 13, 2024

pharma’d

Getting molested in an exam

Yo!!! Sarib got Pharma’d today! HAHA

by Dr blonded April 29, 2024

pharoah jiggletip

when someone says something rude to you, you use this as a comeback to their rude words

john: sarah you're so ugly and not pretty!!
sarah: ok pharoah jiggletip

john: 🤬😡

by quenis June 10, 2024

Pharmasexual

Gets jollies from drugs instead of sex. Rather than getting dopamine from sexual acts a pharmasexual gets their dopamine and serotonin from injecting drugs (usually fentanyl and cocaine mixed together)

She was hoping to get lucky on their 4th date but she didn’t realize he was a pharmasexual, when he took his pants off he just injected a speedball into his femoral then was ready to cuddle, after he nodded out she went and got her vibrator

by Carfentanil November 29, 2024

Phara

The objective is to try help take the stench and stigma off the word Phara by appropriating it beyond its negative connotations. More often than not, a Phara in urban culture refers to social outcasts who are left to fiend themselves in our city streets even if it means resorting to sinister and self-gratifying survival methods. Based on our country’s current state of affairs, where citizens in one way or the other have found themselves in a sink-or-swim situation, we’ve all had to tap into the figurative Phara in us. Conceptually, Phara City can be likened to Batman’s Gotham City or the fictitious metropolis in Guy Ritchie’s motion picture Sin City. With those parallels Phara City is SA in 2025, a place marred by socio-economic ills where a Phara's instinct is vastly becoming a modern coping mechanism regardless of class or creed.

"Thank the heavens this intersection is less of a headache today cos our beloved Pharas are directing traffic". “This month I had to put on my Phara face for the tenant to pay all missed rent money in full”. "Woke up this morning and had to get my Phara on coz these bills won't pay themselves".

by Certified Afrika April 16, 2025

Pharmasick

pharmasick (adj./noun)
1. When pharmacists, pharmacies, or pharmaceutical companies rush to diagnose, switch, or prescribe without truly understanding the patient—then act offended when questioned. Symptoms include ego, shortcuts, and a clipboard God complex.

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pharmasick (noun)
2. A broken healthcare loop where meds are swapped for “similar” ones to save money or boost margins—without proper explanation—while patients are left managing side effects, confusion, and risk.

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pharmasick (adj.)
3. Describes a system where crossing a state line suddenly erases your medical history, forcing patients to restart care due to inconsistent regulations—proving the system treats rules better than people.

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4. When the pharmacy switches your meds without telling you, says “it’s the same thing,” and then watches you spiral like a gay man with “main character energy in a deleted scene with a bad haircut and tweaked out energy, desperately cruising at truck stop urinal”.

“Nothing makes me pharmasick faster than a system that speed-runs my diagnosis, swaps my meds for profit, and then gaslights me like I didn’t notice.”

“After they switched my prescription, jacked up the price, and acted like I was stupid for asking questions, I was absolutely pharmasick.”

by PyleFourTwenty January 29, 2026