Petting zoo

Slang for the opioid based drug/plant mitragyna speciosa AKA kratom. It gets its nickname from the smell of the ground powder that smells just like a llama. It produces short euphoric highs and is legal in most states.

Example 1:
Dan: Hey do you want any kratom?
Nate: No that smells like a petting zoo.
Dan: More for me I guess

Example 2:
I havent shit in over a week because I take an ounce of petting zoo every day.

by danasp_42 October 6, 2018

Pillow Pet

A woman with a nice body but ugly face. generally a sexual reference. From the idea that you can put her face in a pillow so you don't have to see it during sex

"look at her, she gotta great body."
"yeah but she's a pillow pet."

by jthared567 September 17, 2012

pet typing

when you're talking to someone and your retarded pet comes in and steps all over your keyboard and types something.

guy 1: hey man
guy 2: asdfgfds
guy 1: sorry that was my pet typing
guy 2: ah alright

by f the magical letter March 6, 2020

pet cute

someone who is cute like a pet, rather than hot, pretty or handsome

she thinks I'm pet cute, not hot like for a boyfriend.

by lflqueen January 9, 2010

Petting the horse.

The act of brushing your pubic hair.

Jenn: Damn, that looks good. What did you do?

John: Decided it's time to start petting the horse.

by potterfreak98 November 5, 2012

Pet the poodle

When a man goes the bathroom to play with himself. Also know as skin flute, winding the timber.

“Brb guys. I need to pet the poodle “

by FyreFli January 23, 2018

Chia pet

another word for pussy,vagina,vajj

"is your chia pet shaved"

"ill fuck you right in the chia pet"

by of the sea September 22, 2016