Flying Penguin

When you're fucking a chick doggy style and she's bent over the bed you wrap her legs around you and quickly yank her off the bed as you stand up and she flaps her arms to try and keep her balance but like a penguin she can't fly and eventually faceplants to the floor.
Last night I gave my girl the flying penguin and she got a rug burn on her forehead...but she let me finish.
by Sillyninja July 24, 2008
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lolzy penguin

an action that seems funny when you are the one doing it, but everyone else considers you a douchebag. usually involving video games
Kris: Hey guys lets all go play cod: black ops and only use ballistic knives, it'll be so lolzy penguin

Danny: Alright, Sweet!

(random 10y old on other team): Wow, you're all fuckin' douchebags, I fucked your mom
by NiggletsGetHung December 06, 2010
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Penguin Punch

The penguin punch accures when a couple are having sex on the top of the stairs in the Doggy Style position, when the man is about to nut he punches the girl on the back of the head and slides down the stairs like a sled. (preferable with snow)
Man: i penguin punched your mom last night
Man2: ...
by Girthquake132 September 13, 2021
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vampire penguin

When a woman ties your arms to your side and forces you to eat her out on her period.
That bitch made me a vampire penguin.
by Pgroast June 25, 2020
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Penguin Pals

Penguin Pals is a category of interpersonal relationships between a Male and a Female. Higher in rank than a "Friend" but less intense than "Courting". Penguin Pals can often touch each other in intimate ways, but have set ground rules to prevent over agitation from behavior by either party.
Mike and Katy are taking things slow. They're the cutest Penguin Pals Ive ever seen!
by King_Penguin December 07, 2022
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Penguin Tank

A HORRIBLY stinky vagina - so bad it smells like the penguins at the zoo
"I bent down to pick something up and got a wiff of Jamie - SOOO DANK!...You know the funk of the penguin tank in the aviary? Thats was it. I almost cried."
by NotHereSomeone January 07, 2010
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love penguin

When a person meets a girl he loves very much and want to stay forever with them.just like penguins when they meet theyre mate they stay with them forever.
Tyler's love penguin is Hailey
by smurtfellow2500 December 23, 2014
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