Peen Cake

When you receive a boner whilst belly flopping into a hard or rough surface and/or before breaking surface tension of water

“I was swimming one time and got a boner while bellyflopping into the pool, I then landed on said boner and now it resembles that of a peen cake”

by The most smooth peen April 5, 2024

jimmy peen

very very small penis. can also be used as a unit of measurement.

“Yo i bet you have a jimmy peen”

by goochalini June 9, 2020

F-Peen

F-Peen - Fail Penis
The measurement of ones failure to secure something.
The bigger someone's F-peen is, the more they f*cked up.

(Derived from the word e-peen, meaning ones internet ego, and originated from Defcon 20 Comedy Jam)

Pentest hacker: Damn belkin's F-peen is HUGE! You have SQL Injection, MIM, and they have the weakest encryption on the planet!
Fed: You're coming with me.

by Limber Pelvis October 20, 2014

Peen

It comes out of ditty when you try to make it say the Spanish word for penis, 'pene'. So we now use it to say 'penis'.

Big peen.

by HentaiJuanito May 9, 2018

Peen

A different definiton for penis, made famous by Twitch streamer Tfue. Can be used in different ways then penis.

'That default has a massive peen dawg, like we get it its huge"
"Hit em with the flick of the peen"

by flyingTy November 15, 2018

Peen

Peen is something boys and girls suck.

"Hey Jim, did she suck your Peen last night?"
"Hell yeah she did."

by cryxtaltears August 16, 2019

Peen-Hived

When someone puts a bee and or wasp nest on someone else's penis as a joke and or revenge.

John- Oi mate I pissed me ex off yeh
Matt- ah shite did she do any hasty action mate
John- ell yeh, oi got peen-hived over sleep
Matt- oh Christ mate, ur gonna be itching at cha knickers for reals lad

John- how can I not mate, bloody sue me

by Ranby cabbage November 8, 2018