Peen

1. Noun. A short name for a penis.

2.Noun. A short name for a peanut, which can be used for comedic effect because of the possible confusion with the first definition.

1. Careful! You almost hit my peen, instead of my leg.

2. Careful! You almost knocked my peen of the table instead of hitting my leg.

by MajorTomathy December 8, 2019

phantom peen

The sensation a woman experiences of a male penis remaining in her vagina following sexual intercourse, even though the penis is no longer there. Derived from the term “phantom pain.”

“Gary absolutely took my breath away last night! I’m still feeling that phantom peen sensation, almost a full day later.”

by Malician September 5, 2025

stuck on peen

stuck on peen means to not be able to explain something but it makes sense to you

hey don’t you remember that time that we did that thing that one weekend
“what the actual fuck do you mean?”
sorry i’m stuck on peen

by aspwifi May 28, 2019

Peen nugget

A woman with below average intelligence, short stature, and who looks like a Male. Also presumed to be a dyke.

You know that girl Kate? She looks like a peen nugget.

by Negro Neutralizer April 6, 2019

Pornus Peen

The most annoying creature on the whole entire Earth. This creature is as fat as the Sun, and always farts out loud in class.

As an exclamation: You are as fat as a Pornus Peen!

by Necromancer1000 December 23, 2019

peen dude

when t fue dies and says peen cause he does not like to say penis

tfue (dies ) thats a fucking peen dude

by jakepaulers #1yee he May 28, 2019

Peene Pinch

When someone shits in your hand and they rub it on your dick and pinch the dick in certain places until you ejaculate through the shit

I really hope she peene pinches me tonight

by Mr. Steal Yo Kids April 21, 2017