Son: Who is Adrian Peterson?
Father: He is merely the world's best child whipper.
News reporter: A man has been arrested outside his home for Adrian Petersoning his child.
Father: He is merely the world's best child whipper.
News reporter: A man has been arrested outside his home for Adrian Petersoning his child.
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Blue haired teen: “is that Jordan Peterson? He is problematic because he doesn’t say things I like”
Everyone else: “you smell like funyuns, leave the lobsterlord alone”
Everyone else: “you smell like funyuns, leave the lobsterlord alone”
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by tawnie :D June 17, 2008
Get the Robert Pattinson mug.A town in Passaic County (meaning North NJ) next to a ghetto town called Paterson. Paterson used to be nice, but then a lot of hispanics and negative-charged people moved in giving it and WEST Paterson a bad name. Paterson people think WP is lame or boring b/c its pretty safe and relativly friendly.
A lot of Paterson people move to W.Paterson when they get enough money to move into the apartments (that are ratehr going downhill) and enroll their kids in WP schools (or enroll when they are still in Paterson).
If you call West Paterson 'Paterson' a lot of people (especially older, lifelong residents) will get pissed and correct you since WP isn't a ghetto full of gangs, drugs but families, some of whom have been there for a long time.
My friend in town recently told me they voted to change the name to Woodland Park or soemthing with the initals WP to try and knock-off the confusion.
WP also has the same area-code as Little Falls (another next-door town) so along with Paterson, some people mistake WP for Little Falls, but that isn't nearly as bad since LF is also a nice little town with a cutesy little waterfall which stems its name.
A lot of Paterson people move to W.Paterson when they get enough money to move into the apartments (that are ratehr going downhill) and enroll their kids in WP schools (or enroll when they are still in Paterson).
If you call West Paterson 'Paterson' a lot of people (especially older, lifelong residents) will get pissed and correct you since WP isn't a ghetto full of gangs, drugs but families, some of whom have been there for a long time.
My friend in town recently told me they voted to change the name to Woodland Park or soemthing with the initals WP to try and knock-off the confusion.
WP also has the same area-code as Little Falls (another next-door town) so along with Paterson, some people mistake WP for Little Falls, but that isn't nearly as bad since LF is also a nice little town with a cutesy little waterfall which stems its name.
My grandparents hate when people mistake West Paterson for Paterson.
PatersonKid: Ahhh man. Dis town is like...so got-damn lame!
WPkid: Don't you belong in Paterson??
West Paterson, NJ is a pretty nice place to grow up.
PatersonKid: Ahhh man. Dis town is like...so got-damn lame!
WPkid: Don't you belong in Paterson??
West Paterson, NJ is a pretty nice place to grow up.
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Best known for his role in Harry Potter GOF, but getting even more well known for his upcoming role as Edward Cullen, vampire sex god extraordinaire, in the movie version of Stephenie Meyer's book Twilight. He will be perfect for the part, so Gaspard Ulliel can suck it!
He has an assortment of adorable nicknames, including R-Pattz and Spunk Ransom, which he came up with in an interview for MTV.
Robert plays piano and guitar, and is a very talented singer. And of course a very very extremely talented actor.
And he is a freaking sexy beast!
Best known for his role in Harry Potter GOF, but getting even more well known for his upcoming role as Edward Cullen, vampire sex god extraordinaire, in the movie version of Stephenie Meyer's book Twilight. He will be perfect for the part, so Gaspard Ulliel can suck it!
He has an assortment of adorable nicknames, including R-Pattz and Spunk Ransom, which he came up with in an interview for MTV.
Robert plays piano and guitar, and is a very talented singer. And of course a very very extremely talented actor.
And he is a freaking sexy beast!
Jill: Sara, what are you daydreaming about now?
Sara: My future husband, Robert Pattinson! *swoon*
Jill: Sara, you know you won't actually marry him.
Sara: THATS WHAT YOU THINK. AND YOUR WRONG.
Idiotic, Meaningless Soul: Ugh. I cant believe Rob Pattinson got the part of Edward!
Sara: Excuse me? Did you just complain about Rob getting the part? I thought you said, "I SHOULD DIE."
Sara: My future husband, Robert Pattinson! *swoon*
Jill: Sara, you know you won't actually marry him.
Sara: THATS WHAT YOU THINK. AND YOUR WRONG.
Idiotic, Meaningless Soul: Ugh. I cant believe Rob Pattinson got the part of Edward!
Sara: Excuse me? Did you just complain about Rob getting the part? I thought you said, "I SHOULD DIE."
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