Definitions by urbandorkionarian

Adrian Peterson 

Noun: The best child whipper in the world.

Verb: To whip a child with a stick

Son: Who is Adrian Peterson?
Father: He is merely the world's best child whipper.

News reporter: A man has been arrested outside his home for Adrian Petersoning his child.

Adrian Peterson by urbandorkionarian January 31, 2015

Urban Dictionary 

1. The website you are currently on.
2. The dictionary idiots use to act like a smart aleck

1. Hey faggot, you're on the urban dictionary
2. Since I used the urban dictionary, I'm a smart aleck, I now what everything means

Urban Dictionary by urbandorkionarian January 16, 2015