Catholic Uniform Patrol Syndrome

Catholic school teachers who abuse their power over Catholic school uniform/ free dress codes and behavior policies which were probably created in the Middle Ages. The teachers are usually middle-aged and hypocrites because they break the rules themselves. They hate uniqueness and want you to be like clones of each other. They hate emos, thrashers, punks, scene, ravers, or anybody awesome. They love posers, goody-two-shoes, and snitches. They are prepared for people who come with painted nails, makeup, or "inappropriate" clothes. Their goal is to brainwash awesome people to turn into posers, goody-two-shoes, and snitches.

(At a Catholic School, on the playground)
Teacher:(has dyed hair) Dying your hair is a sin! Detention!!!!
Girl:(WTF?)
Teacher: And no makeup!!!
Girl:But...
Teacher:No talking back to me! Detention!!!(Boy passes by, has pierced ears)BOYS CANNOT WEAR EARRINGS!!!!!!! DETENTION!!
Girl:What's her deal?
Boy: She has Catholic Uniform Patrol Syndrome.

by MariskaBarrios December 26, 2010

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tonsil patroling

When the person recieving the blowjob, reach the back on the tonsils, and either holds the mouth their or ejaculates while the penis is completely down here throat.

Young Jeezy- Song: Tear that pussy up: "I got the tool in her throat, I'm just tonsil patroling man"

by lz da prince June 6, 2009

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Civil Air Patrol

The organization that gets shoved with all the bitch work that the law shoves at the Air Force.

Originally made up of bat-fuck insane private pilots during WWII, who attacked U-Boats with Piper Cubs, CAP was made the Air Force Bitch Auxiliary, and banned from Combat in '47.

CAP now consists of:

1) Wannabee Cadets, who act tough and pretend to be "Rangers," but have never been deployed, and would cry to their mommies if they did.

2) Fat middle aged slobs who improperly wear the Air Force uniform, who get their kicks from yelling at 12 year olds.

3) Wannabee EMTs, who fail too hard to be real men and ride the ambulance.

4) Good Old Boy's club Pilots.

5) The occasional sane person, who doesn't talk about CAP much in the real world.

Even so, every CAP member needs to realize is that the only reason they get "missions" is because they are cheap. The Government always goes with the lowest bidder, and nothing is lower than people who will pay money to be able to do it.

Airman First Class: "Captain! The AFRCC called, they hear an ELT, and have an overdue IFR flight!"

Captain: "And they want us to interrupt OUR grill-out night! NEVER! Tell them to send the Civil Air Patrol out. Probably another drunk pilot."

by Dr Lolwut August 23, 2010

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Canadian Border Patrol

This hilariously tragic sex prank is achieved through the following: You begin normally having sex, you then tell her to get on all fours (Doggystyle), all the while covertly aiming her towards a window, immediately after, your friend will come and switch places with you. Then, you will calmly walk past the window, then turn and wave at your misguided partner.

Dude: OMG MAN, MEMBER THAT BITCH JULY?
Guy: Yeah...?
Dude: Me and Man totally pulled a Canadian Border Patrol on her.
Guy: Dude... you're fucked up... In a funny kinda way!
*High five*

by Cpt. Dan May 5, 2008

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