pasta maker

(n): a lesbian that turns a straight girl gay like spaghetti; it's straight till it gets wet

Dude, she's a pasta maker. That was girl was straight till she got a her wet, just like spaghetti.

by budman53 October 6, 2020

pasta artery

Artistic but swag penguin lover

pasta artery is a cool guy.

by Ixhent October 19, 2021

Que Pasta

Religious slang. (Flying Spaghetti Monster)

Positive feedback of any kind with a meaning of: Cool, Funny etc.

1: My boss gave me a raise!
2: Que Pasta. (That's great)

1: *joke*
2: Que Pasta. (Funny)

by Buffshrimp December 18, 2023

group pasta

The act of eating a large amount of boxed pasta and jarred sauce in a large group in an effort to save both time and money. Great for a family or group outing in the mountains. Strongly disliked by men on their period and lovers of frozen meals.

"Tom does not like group pasta and instead prefers classy frozen dinners for one."

by Chknsquad5 January 17, 2017

Secret Pasta

The kind of pasta that is so delicious, only a true Italian Nona from Sicily would be able to make.

Damn this pasta is so good it's secret pasta for sure!

by SecretPasta June 3, 2015

Naples Pasta Maker

An erect phallus is buttered and fed into a pasta maker. A partner positions themselves beneath the pasta maker, and ingests the flattened remnants of said phallus.

Johnny isn’t coming munting tonight. He’s still recovering from that Naples Pasta Maker he did with Jill and Gretchen last week.

by GREENFUCKNIGGA12 May 26, 2024

Sausage Pasta

A person who is clumsy, has no clue what they are doing and never changes.

Look at sausage pasta over there

by pasta.scran2990 August 17, 2023