The sing-song speech, often accompanied by exaggerated facial expressions, that adults speak to babies.
by amethyst123456 August 9, 2007
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Katy: Ofgs! that is the last time i lend John ANYTHING!
Nathan: Huh? :S What is it?
Katy: Parental Juice. ¬.¬
Katy: Ofgs! that is the last time i lend John ANYTHING!
Nathan: Huh? :S What is it?
Katy: Parental Juice. ¬.¬
by TwistedNath November 11, 2009
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Valid only if you are a parent. This refers to the extra days off an employee gets due to sick child, parent/teacher conferences, school plays, etc.
Paul: Have you seen Janice today?
Brett: She didn't come in. She's on a "Parental Holiday." Her daughter has a recital at school.
Paul: Dude, I wish I had kids!
Brett: She didn't come in. She's on a "Parental Holiday." Her daughter has a recital at school.
Paul: Dude, I wish I had kids!
by BMush56 February 11, 2010
Get the Parental Holiday mug.To discriminate against a parent; the act of presuming a parental response without foundation for said presumption; the conduct of being biased againt a parental figure
by Don Mcgrec June 20, 2016
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Get the parrandero mug.Something that acutally describes what it's like having Asian parents: FML
You get compared and their excuse is that they're not comparing you to other people. They're 'telling you about the good qualities of that person that you should learn from.'
Oh, and an 'A' is known as 'Average' to Asian parents so getting anything below an 'A' pretty much means death and purely death.
Good luck and hope you survive
You get compared and their excuse is that they're not comparing you to other people. They're 'telling you about the good qualities of that person that you should learn from.'
Oh, and an 'A' is known as 'Average' to Asian parents so getting anything below an 'A' pretty much means death and purely death.
Good luck and hope you survive
Me on my phone for an hour
My Asian parents: Stop being so obsessed with your phone! Go and learn something new. All you do is stay on that stupid phone of yours. If you get on your phone next time, I'm going to take it.
Me: *under my breath* FML
My parents: WhAt DiD yOu SaY? *starts with a 2 hour long lecture starting from respect and ending with how technology ruined this generation*
My Asian parents: Stop being so obsessed with your phone! Go and learn something new. All you do is stay on that stupid phone of yours. If you get on your phone next time, I'm going to take it.
Me: *under my breath* FML
My parents: WhAt DiD yOu SaY? *starts with a 2 hour long lecture starting from respect and ending with how technology ruined this generation*
by Average Asian Child September 16, 2020
Get the Asian Parents mug.I am surprised that this is not defined here yet. It is a popular phrase that parents use to make their opinions seem especially important, even when discussing matters that have absolutely nothing to do with children and parenting. This is done under the delusion that being a mother or father will automatically make their comments more respected by others.
"As a parent, I feel that the crispy M&Ms were better than the pretzel ones."
"As a parent, I think the earlier seasons of 'The Simpsons' were the best."
"As a parent, I think the earlier seasons of 'The Simpsons' were the best."
by Anne1203 October 6, 2013
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