A person so bad at spelling they can’t believe they actually spelled a word correctly. Symptoms of this paranoia are changing the spelling of a word in question to trigger the spell check for confirmation. Or alternately stopping everything and checking an obviously non-misspelled word at dictionary.com.
“Hey did John ever finish typing up that paper?”
“Yeah but it took him forever, he’s such a Paranoid Speller.”
“Yeah but it took him forever, he’s such a Paranoid Speller.”
by jmcomedy August 30, 2011
Get the Paranoid Speller mug.A person's belief that any anonymous commenter on the Internet must actually be that person's worst enemy, out to embarrass them in front of the entire world, of which the vast majority is surely reading that very comment. A person suffering from paranonoia may be said to be "paranonoid."
Harvey's blood froze when he saw the anonymous comment on craigslist rants-and-raves warning women looking for male companions about a dark-haired man with a goatee with a tiny penis and the romantic skills of a wounded mallard who wouldn't even pay for dinner on a first date.
"Mildred! This must be from Mildred! This is nonsense! I left the entire tip! And this is a Van Dyke, not a goatee!"
He saw that his friend Bartholomew was online and initiated a chat with him. "Mildred is telling people that I have a tiny penis and am cheap and goateed! Here's proof!" He included a link to the defamatory comment and waited.
The response came back in just over two minutes: "Sir, there are about a quarter of a million men on the dating scene around here and half of them have facial hair. That could be anyone talking about anyone. Gird yourself. You are suffering from the worst case of paranonoia I've seen this week."
"Mildred! This must be from Mildred! This is nonsense! I left the entire tip! And this is a Van Dyke, not a goatee!"
He saw that his friend Bartholomew was online and initiated a chat with him. "Mildred is telling people that I have a tiny penis and am cheap and goateed! Here's proof!" He included a link to the defamatory comment and waited.
The response came back in just over two minutes: "Sir, there are about a quarter of a million men on the dating scene around here and half of them have facial hair. That could be anyone talking about anyone. Gird yourself. You are suffering from the worst case of paranonoia I've seen this week."
by Occupy Urban Dictionary January 5, 2012
Get the paranonoia mug.Related Words
Information Technology under the influence of supernatural forces: when your computer acts up for no apparent reason. Some things just cannot be explained.
Damn! This computer is taking *FOREVER* to save this file and shut down! This must be some paranormal IT activity that can sense that I'm in a hurry to get out of the office.
by Friedcc December 19, 2012
Get the Paranormal IT activity mug.Mark Ryan (Born December 13th, 1997) aka Paranormal City, is a teenage internet celebrity, from Ireland, known for his EDM / Acoustic Pop Music. Since his musical début in 2012, he's garnered millions of hits on his social media platforms, along with hundreds and thousands of followers. He also runs a successful YouTube channel. Being a very prolific songwriter, he has produced and composed for many home artists and indie film scores.
Mark's influences include Owl City, Passion Pit, Daniel Johnston, Moby, Benn Jordan, Marina and The Diamonds, William Orbit, Radiohead, Jake Bugg and Nirvana.
His releases in 2015, the 'HeForShe' EP and the 'Samsara' EP, both garnered him the number one spot on the Irish iTunes Electronic chart on their release. In November 2015, Mark embarked on a tour across the UK and Ireland, playing acoustic shows in promotion for the Samsara and HeForShe EPs. As well as earlier radio tours, in promotion of his music across Ireland, in live acoustic sessions allowing tracks to get much airplay. Radio play includes tracks being played on BBC Radio and alternative air ways in the UK.
Mark is seen playing acoustic shows with his guitar in gigs, parades and festivals all over Ireland and UK festivals. He is also booked to play some festivals across Ireland and the USA this spring and into summer 2016. He's also going on a promotional radio tour on the East and South coast this year in late March 2016 for more music, set to be released in July 2016.
Mark's influences include Owl City, Passion Pit, Daniel Johnston, Moby, Benn Jordan, Marina and The Diamonds, William Orbit, Radiohead, Jake Bugg and Nirvana.
His releases in 2015, the 'HeForShe' EP and the 'Samsara' EP, both garnered him the number one spot on the Irish iTunes Electronic chart on their release. In November 2015, Mark embarked on a tour across the UK and Ireland, playing acoustic shows in promotion for the Samsara and HeForShe EPs. As well as earlier radio tours, in promotion of his music across Ireland, in live acoustic sessions allowing tracks to get much airplay. Radio play includes tracks being played on BBC Radio and alternative air ways in the UK.
Mark is seen playing acoustic shows with his guitar in gigs, parades and festivals all over Ireland and UK festivals. He is also booked to play some festivals across Ireland and the USA this spring and into summer 2016. He's also going on a promotional radio tour on the East and South coast this year in late March 2016 for more music, set to be released in July 2016.
by teamhappy August 15, 2016
Get the Paranormal City mug.by Wotury January 18, 2017
Get the Papanomaly mug.person 1 : dude i watched (litterally every movie ever and i think that (generic monster) is after me
person 2 you should see a doctor , you´re paranoid.
person 2 you should see a doctor , you´re paranoid.
by FRENKI8 June 6, 2017
Get the paranoid mug.Hey Don't go paranouis aigus on this man, the guy just sent an email to see you in his office. That's all
by Soubensou27 July 26, 2017
Get the Paranouis aigus mug.