Paranoia

(Look around you, all those people target you and only you)

That is paranoia

P1: I think that guy is staring at me...
P2: no? he's talking to them over there, do you have paranoia?
P1: I think..

by ♧Collateral◇ July 30, 2022

paranoid

your state of mind when you hear the door bell ring and suspect the unexpected but it's your fucking neighbour.

paranoid person: oh fuck no, it might a murder on the loose so you arm yourself *opens door*

neighbour: hey, i was wondering if you could turn the volume down

by david.strakos November 18, 2022

Paranoid

Trevor Dobson neighborhood watch association

Trevor Dobson is a paranoid neighborhood watch member

by Trevor Dobson March 19, 2023

paranoid american

when scrolling or researching and theres some type fluent doubts need to reassure about. listening from social media or remembering not to be passive and grow out of it.

"i was watching tv there was a scary scene and i try to remember not to be that way (paranoid american} about the problem."

by Jm8a April 24, 2023

Paranoid

Healthiest heart he's ever seen but you still got it checked didn't you?

Hym "Yeah but sayin it made you paranoid about it didn't it? Ha!"

by Hym Iam October 10, 2023

Paranoia

A song that’s in every blade ball short ever.

I just listened to paranoia on Spotify.

by Plague doc December 4, 2023

Paranoid Android

The Good Definition - The Greatest Alt Song Ever Made

The Boring Definition - That thing from hitchhiker's guide.

Devious Individual: Do you know about paranoid android?

Me (also a devious individual): Radiohead or Nah?

by This is the man February 18, 2024