david.strakos's definitions
your state of mind when you hear the door bell ring and suspect the unexpected but it's your fucking neighbour.
paranoid person: oh fuck no, it might a murder on the loose so you arm yourself *opens door*
neighbour: hey, i was wondering if you could turn the volume down
neighbour: hey, i was wondering if you could turn the volume down
by david.strakos November 18, 2022
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