panic scroll

The act of using the mouse scroll to quickly move away from an unexpectedly lewd image while browsing any online forum while at work or school.
I had to panic scroll before anyone else saw my screen, or else I'd be fired instantly.
by Scoobs McGee March 02, 2018
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Phallic panic

When a drunken man's head thinks he want to sleep with a girl but the penis, knowing better, gives him a quick escape
"Debbie!! stop that!! All that phallic panic you're causing is making half the party fall asleep.
by jdfjhefbs. November 30, 2010
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Ziti Panic

The mass amounts of anxiety one experiences after eating specifically, but not exclusive to, baked ziti.
Ben: Yo what’s wrong with Craig? He hasn’t left the couch.
Kev: I think he ate too much, he’s having ziti panic again.
by Lacedawg69 February 21, 2021
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panic post

When someone realizes that they are about to "lose" an online argument, so they end up making multiple posts, back to back, in rapid succession.
You just panic posted and that shows how desperate you are.
by Rear Naked Woke November 18, 2018
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panic fap

The act of overreacting so much to a minor situation that you have to masturbate to alleviate stress.
Man, I discovered I needed new shoes and got so flustered I needed to panic fap it out
by Iamapie42 November 14, 2021
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Brown Panic

The feeling of utter fear as you realize that toilet paper is non-existent in your dank stall. You may have to partake in an icky shuffle to clean yourself up.
Dude, I had total brown panic the other day at the concert. I thought I might have to use my hand...
by YouLooked December 03, 2014
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panic puffs

panic puffs: wind from down under during stressful moments

Ex: Rosie experienced panic puffs while driving in the severe weather conditions.
panic puffsgasfartswind from down under
by panic puffs November 21, 2016
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