The act of using the mouse scroll to quickly move away from an unexpectedly lewd image while browsing any online forum while at work or school.
by Scoobs McGee March 02, 2018
When a drunken man's head thinks he want to sleep with a girl but the penis, knowing better, gives him a quick escape
by jdfjhefbs. November 30, 2010
The mass amounts of anxiety one experiences after eating specifically, but not exclusive to, baked ziti.
Ben: Yo what’s wrong with Craig? He hasn’t left the couch.
Kev: I think he ate too much, he’s having ziti panic again.
Kev: I think he ate too much, he’s having ziti panic again.
by Lacedawg69 February 21, 2021
When someone realizes that they are about to "lose" an online argument, so they end up making multiple posts, back to back, in rapid succession.
by Rear Naked Woke November 18, 2018
The act of overreacting so much to a minor situation that you have to masturbate to alleviate stress.
by Iamapie42 November 14, 2021
The feeling of utter fear as you realize that toilet paper is non-existent in your dank stall. You may have to partake in an icky shuffle to clean yourself up.
Dude, I had total brown panic the other day at the concert. I thought I might have to use my hand...
by YouLooked December 03, 2014
panic puffs: wind from down under during stressful moments
Ex: Rosie experienced panic puffs while driving in the severe weather conditions.
Ex: Rosie experienced panic puffs while driving in the severe weather conditions.
panic puffsgasfartswind from down under
by panic puffs November 21, 2016