Dirty Palmer

An unlikely breakfast cocktail comprising a pint of cider and a pickled egg.
James is looking a little worse for wear after last night, let’s get him a Dirty Palmer to perk him up
by RoboMD November 23, 2021
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Dirty Palmer

The act of eating an ass with such enthusiasm and aplomb that the eater gains more pleasure from the act than the eatee.
Hey babe, when we get home, I'm going to shower and when I get out I want you ti hit me with that dirty palmer
by Jeff Ardnt April 22, 2020
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Earl palmer

Rosie palms putting some earl or twist into a handy.
I asked a girl for a handy then a guy told me he could give me an earl palmer I would never forget.
by TheRealLordDampnut June 14, 2022
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Patsy Palmer

n. Can be used as a verb. A life hurricane, a ruiner of all good things, a leech, a careless fart (seems innocent at first but then mass destruction follows), non trustworthy. Not a friend. A fiend, a dope whore
1. Wow. What happened to that family nice family? Idk, looks like they got Patsy Palmered though
2. Hey let’s take that girl in (says friend to other friend) friend 2 says “nooo, she looks like a Patsy Palmer!”
3. Hey, you want to go ruin someone’s life today? We will start small but take everyone down surrounding this one person bc we can’t have our way. ‘Idk man, I don’t know any to be a Patsy Palmer!’
3. Hey, I’m in trouble what do I do? “Maybe you could convince someone you really care for them and they will take you in, and then when they trust you, you fuck them over to keep yourself out of trouble! That’s what a Patsy Palmer would do!
by Kiki The Sh*t May 11, 2024
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armless Palmer

It’s when your next door neighbor that hates Def Leppard and kid rock with a passion throws a fit becuz someone buys him the grand farewell tour front row tickets to Def Leppard featuring kid rock. And he smells nothing but white diamonds the whole time he is there. While he is losing one arm in the mosh pit eating squash
Oh wow. That armless Palmer must b a true fan of Def Leppard and kid rock….. look at him go!!
by Beautifulcrazypancake December 25, 2023
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armless palmer

It’s when your next door neighbor hates kid rock and def Leppard but u insist that he go to their latest farewell tour next week and u just happen to wear his favorite perfume white diamonds while you are throwing him in the mosh pit and he loses one arm
Oh wow !!! Look at that armless palmer. He must b a true fan of Def Leppard and kid rock. Look at him go!
by Makessense4cents girl December 25, 2023
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