Painting the Prostate

When one man/buddy takes testosterone cream and puts it on his index or middle finger, inserts it into another man’s anus (usually a work out buddy or team mate), and massages his prostate with the T-cream. Common practice among bodybuilders, and infamous by the fake doctor of the Biogenesis saga.

He would “paint the prostate” of some MLB players and other high end clientele.

Also known as “finger painting”, “prostate painting”, “Dr. T’ing the A” or “rounding 5th base
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Aroid: Hey Dr. T, I want cheat my sport more and hit more home runs. Can we do another session?

Dr.T: Of course, Alex. I cannot get enough of seeing your asshole. Bend over and spread your ass cheeks so I can stick my finger in your ass with illegal steroid cream, you know as “painting the prostate”.

Aroid: OMG….I love these “doctor” visits. Will this get me in the Hall of Fame?

Dr. T: Of course not, you stupid fuck

Aroid: Does this make me gay?

Dr. T: Definitely. This makes us BOTH gay.
by Mixsey March 01, 2019
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painted the moon

shagging a girl or guy from behind when close to cumming pulling out and spunking on their arse.
That girl was a great fuck. I painted the moon last night.
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Paint the stall

When you have explosive diarrhea and you barely get your pants off when your shit sprays at least 3 walls of a public bathroom stall.
I think I had food poisoning because I had to paint the stall on my way to work.
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paint cans

HUGE TITS. BUT NOT THE SAGGY KIND. NICE HUGE FIRM TITS.
"hey did you see her boobs?"
"YA THE PAINT CANS?"
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Paint can

A paint can is someone who you would consider to be a hater of yours. They are always rude and never agree with anything you do
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Wig painted

someone getting shot in the head blood spatters on to their face or head
Yo son tim got his wig painted

man i heard tim got his wig painted
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painting curtains

Pleasuring a women with tounge in public
You see that guy in the lounge painting curtains?
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