zipp ass pockets

adj. n. back jean pockets with zippers on them

Mike scratched Brannon's car with his zipp ass pockets

by dfalcool April 29, 2012

Green Bay Packers

A group of homosexual men that takes turns being pleasured by the biggest fag ever, Aaron Rodgers .
i heard all the green bay packers are gay. the 49ers are so much better. Aaron Rodgers is so old and shitty. i hope he dies in a car crash.

Green Bay Packers is so S*** that they lost a NFC championship against they most fuckin greatest team the 49ers! Packers you faggots get a life like the foreskin on my cock.

by Hegsgxywvevg January 19, 2020

packet kiddie

A hacker that uses hacked boxes to packet other people.

That packet kiddie took my shell offline.

by bysin December 15, 2003

Packers

NFL team, created in the 20's that instantly succeeded in the NFL, winning games, and more importantly, Superbowls. First Superstar quarterback leading the young packers to Championships was Bart Starr. They also won the first Superbowl in history against the Kansas City Chiefs. Later in the franchise they acquired superstar, all-star, future hall-of-fame quarterback, Brett Favre in 1992. In which the packers traded a first round pick for Brett Favre, which proved to be one of the most lucky, controversial trades in all of sports history. Then during his 16 years with the Green Bay Packers he racked up records in MVP selections, consecutive starts as a quarterback (including playoffs), wins by a starting quarterback, passing touchdowns, passing yards, passing completions, passing attempts, and career games with at least 3 touchdowns. In 2008 Favre retired, but not before changing his mind in July. But the Packers would not allow him back, stating "the train had left the station and they were ready to move on." The New York Jets then took their chance on Favre and it seems to be paying off, as he won his debut game for the Jets. The Packers now rely on Long-time back-up quarterback, Aaron Rodgers to lead them. This also seems to be working out well, as Aaron Rodgers won in his first start for the Packers, not to mention against the Packers bitter rivals, the Minnesota Vikings on national television, on Monday Night Football. We will just have to watch and see what the future will hold for Aaron Rodgers and the rest of the Green Bay Packers.

The Packers beat the Vikings on Monday Night Football.

by [e-mail] October 22, 2008

Lesbian Pockets

When your front pockets are full of stuff because you decide not to carry a purse. Lesbians don't carry purses so their pockets are usually very bulgy.

I'm not going to bring a purse out, I'll just rock the lesbian pockets tonight

by YO-JO August 7, 2011

packet kiddie

harsh slang term for someone with enough bandwidth to fry your modem.

Term not to use when dealing with a guy like Rain with a botnet with more bots than your state has people. Basically he will make you cry.

by eGod March 6, 2003

Go Packers

a phrase that is said when you clearly do not give a fuck.
can be used instead of saying "i dont give a fuck" or "0 fucks"

craig: i just quit my job for no reason. go packers

by craig brownage September 13, 2011