John- Oi mate I pissed me ex off yeh
Matt- ah shite did she do any hasty action mate
John- ell yeh, oi got peen-hived over sleep
Matt- oh Christ mate, ur gonna be itching at cha knickers for reals lad
John- how can I not mate, bloody sue me
Matt- ah shite did she do any hasty action mate
John- ell yeh, oi got peen-hived over sleep
Matt- oh Christ mate, ur gonna be itching at cha knickers for reals lad
John- how can I not mate, bloody sue me
by Ranby cabbage November 8, 2018

I told him not to cum inside me but the next thing I know there was peen butter leaking out of my asshole
by _Shaquille_oatmeal_baby_ September 2, 2019

It comes out of ditty when you try to make it say the Spanish word for penis, 'pene'. So we now use it to say 'penis'.
by HentaiJuanito May 9, 2018

F-Peen - Fail Penis
The measurement of ones failure to secure something.
The bigger someone's F-peen is, the more they f*cked up.
(Derived from the word e-peen, meaning ones internet ego, and originated from Defcon 20 Comedy Jam)
The measurement of ones failure to secure something.
The bigger someone's F-peen is, the more they f*cked up.
(Derived from the word e-peen, meaning ones internet ego, and originated from Defcon 20 Comedy Jam)
Pentest hacker: Damn belkin's F-peen is HUGE! You have SQL Injection, MIM, and they have the weakest encryption on the planet!
Fed: You're coming with me.
Fed: You're coming with me.
by Limber Pelvis October 20, 2014

“PENIS MORE LIKE PEEN SUS AHAHAHAHAHAHHA DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DINGDINGDING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA” - some guy who hates amogus memes I think
by CircleBox- August 4, 2021

by Domo Arigato January 4, 2009

by Ben42069 April 16, 2020
