knob noster

Not to be confused with the jean noster, a knob noster is when a chick gives a guy a handjob using breast milk as lube. When the guy finishes, she cleans everything up with her mouth, then spits "knob noster" in his face.
When Allison was done giving Adam a handjob with her breast milk, she cleaned off his cock with her mouth, and spit knob noster in his face.
by JustGotKnobNostered December 18, 2010
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knob gobler

"Your As evil as Dr. Knob Gobler"
by Rob November 26, 2003
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Knob Year

A real fourth class system not to be confused with the puny Rat line, Plebe summer, or Beast barracks. A fun filled nine months of Spirit runs with a all expenses paid trip to the ER. two hour long mop details in freezing weather. School spirit, An actual education unlike VMI, and a set of balls at the end.
Knob Year = Hell
by GB12 January 22, 2009
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knob job

He went in the back for a knob job.
by Anonymous March 25, 2003
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knob eyes

A phrase usually used in the North of England to describe a man who is not particularly intelligent, who may frequently use retarded comments, and who may be considered arrogant and cocky by those in close proximity.

Does not require the recipient to actually have knobs for eyes, but can be used in the same sense as the term "knobhead", or "dickhead".

Can also be used as a term of affection between close friends.
Example 1:
Dave: "I think that drunk bitch is hot".
Kim: "Dave, stop being such a knob eyes".

Example 2:
"What are you looking at knob eyes?"

Example 3:
"Come on knob eyes, lets play pool".
by jonesybob November 02, 2009
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knob sniff

A idiot who repeatedly sniffs knob, they also become addicted to the smell, a knob sniff is of the male sex.
The more extremists put the knob up their nose and sniffs till the cum fires up his nose.
jamie: yeah, shut up virgin
Chris: no being a knob sniff doesnt mean you loose your virginity, you've had more pricks than a second hand dart board
by tree cake December 28, 2007
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knob hole

A man who has lost a testicle during a war
My grandad is a knob hole. seriously, stop laughing.
by Scottface December 01, 2006
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