by Doogs1969 January 19, 2016
by Chubb71 July 01, 2020
When your crush says he wants to be friends, but it turns out that he just wants to keep checking in once a week to ask how you are doing (mainly by text). Just like with his granny.
I though I have been friendzoned, but it is worse... I have been granny-zoned! He doesn't want to hang out, doesn't want to chat, just keeps sending me these "Hey, how are you?" texts every single week.
by Chequered-ear Rabbit May 22, 2020
by maxnellson March 12, 2023
a granny milkshake is what you get when you take your grandmother who has been cremated, and mix her ash with milk and ice cream. Blend it up and there you go.
by Tablecloth_wanker March 23, 2020
A hairstyle commonly worn by little old ladies, where their short hair is blown out and teased into a round poof resembling a cotton ball and/or cheese puff.
Bingo night in the church basement was packed with little old ladies, and from overhead one could see a multitude of granny poofs.
by Postmodern Wino October 09, 2015
by Mr_Aesthetics March 29, 2021