oil check

An act whereby an individual inserts his finger or penis into the asshole of another. Much like an oil check on a car, the appendage can then be examined to determine whether or not the contents are clean or dirty.
I saw Sam with his back turned to me so I gave him an oil check.
by Publius44 April 12, 2011
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well oiled

well·oiled (adj)
1) as of the colloquial metaphor "a well oiled machine"
2) as an indication of sexual arousal or readiness (chiefly female)
3) as a colloquial term for intoxication
4) as in a sufficient amount of oil or oil like substance has been applied
5) the preferred state or condition of a female wrestler
1) Another for The Pack? That team is well oiled!
2) KY? You've got me well oiled already...
3) Six Long Island's later, I was well oiled.
4) Laying out at the cove? Be sure to get well oiled before you go.
5) Bronze Buns Babes are always well oiled!
by CJF8 June 26, 2008
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Canola Oil

Canola Oil

A Genetically engineered oil made from rapeseed. It is the cheapest oil and is found in almost all processed foods. It is an oil that is used as a lubricant, fuel, soap and synthetic rubber base and as a illuminate for color pages in magazines. It is an industrial oil, not a food. It causes emphysema, respiratory distress, anemia, constipation, irritability, and blindness in animals and humans.

Rapeseed oil was the source of the chemical warfare agent mustard gas, which was banned after blistering the lungs and skins of hundred of thousands of soldiers and civilians during W.W.I. The Canadian government and industry paid our Federal Food and Drug Administration (FDA) $50 million dollars to have canola oil placed on the (GRAS) List, Generally Recognized As Safe.
Whoever use canola oil ya soul will boil - JJ DOOM - GMO
by DreaMT March 03, 2013
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oil-pocalypse

An event involving oil damage or destruction at an awesome or catastrophic scale
The oil spill in the Gulf in April 2010

see www.marytoons.com for illustration, entitled,
'Escape from Oil-pocalypse . . yet another SLiCK idea'
by marytoons May 02, 2010
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Corn Oil

The sweat from your ass/choda. This is similar to swass.
children were apprehensive to get on the slide as they could see Scotty's corn oil through his sweat pants.
by Ballsdeep Sanjeep October 18, 2004
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Oil Drill

When one is having anal sex with someone, the reciever squirts diarrhea out of their anus and onto the penis of the other person, as if they have struck oil
Person 1: Woah, you got anal?!
Person 2: Yeah but they pulled an oil drill on me.
by pugnificent August 23, 2015
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Changin' the Oil

Drew: Jesus fuck I'm bored
Mikey: Me too
Drew: *Exits room and locks self in room*
Mikey: The fuck are you doing in there?
Drew: Changin' the oil
Mikey: that reminds me, i haven't had an oil change in almost 24 hours.
by Timothy Flinsmass February 28, 2010
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