Friend

Someone you’ll never have.

Joe: Who’s your friend?
Me: don’t have one.

by anonymous February 23, 2022

friends

A mystical item which is known to not be in people's possession.

I don't have friends

by oopsydoooopsy July 30, 2020

Friend

SomethIng that i have none of

Perosn 1: hey who's she *points at me*
Person 2: shes the girl with no friends

by Philtrash1 June 2, 2019

Friend

Something I don't have

I laughed when I was asked who my closest "friend" was.

by williamjamessidis May 16, 2014

Friends

Are they really your friends or just a bunch mother fuckers in a group trying to make u do anything they want

Noah :Hey jack these are my friends
Jack pov: Great another mother fuckers to deal with in the future

by LS4X May 30, 2020

Friends

The people closest to you. You spend hours and hours with them and you never run out of things to talk about. A true friend will always be there for you, and they will never be afraid to join in on your weirdness.

Man, I have the best friends in the world!

by BETCHACANTGUESS March 14, 2015

Friends

Two or more people get together and get extremely stoned

Let's go friends up together

by Kamy January 19, 2017