Connect-i-cut

Common way those in Connecticut's school system are taught to spell Connecticut.

How do you spell Connecticut? Connect-i-cut!

by pritix August 18, 2019

A Connect 4

Four "Blunt Wraps" or "Papers" that are licked, stuck together, and rolled into one long slow burning "Blunt" or "Joint." It is usually done by a young first time adolescent teenage smoker who doesn't care about the bud they're wasting or their tolerance. Most of the time it gets harder to hit halfway through because of all the resin build up and seldomly has no structural stability throughout its center or where any of the ends conjoin and requires two people to smoke.

John: "Dude what's taking so long? "
Billy: "It's fucking A Connect 4, it takes some time to roll, man"
John: "Well that 4 Connect better smoke as long as you took to roll it, Bitch"

by Ølijah October 20, 2017

faulty radio connection

This is a symptom you get when you are too drunk or high to converse with others at a party. When people try to talk to you, you can't focus on the words long enough to make sense of what they are saying. Interacting with others is similar to listening to a radio with a bad connection where you only catch every other word and it sounds very fuzzy. If your radio connection is faulty, you will be very happy and floating on calm seas, but no one will like you because you won't be able to understand what anyone is saying.

Hey man how was the party?

It was chill as fuck man, I had a faulty radio connection after I took a dozen bong rips. I just listened to music and did interpretive dancing in the living room for 5 hours. Everyone got pissed that I wasn't talking to them but.... #worthit.

by Light a bong with a laser April 16, 2017

check network connection

hi guys. when I'm trying to join an online server at pixel gun 3d it shows me check network connection .what can I do for that?

check network connection

by jimpixelmon June 28, 2017

Colon Connection

The act of letting go a loud and powerful fart at the exact same moment with anyone.

Mike; Jen, you farted at the same time as Robin. Apparently you both have a" Colon Connection "

by ☆GENDA☆ May 18, 2016

drunk connected

1. When two people are having sex and at least one of them is drunk and they have an instant connection.

2. While under the influence of alcohol, having fake heart string for a one night stand.

My roommate was drunk connected with the random dude she met downstairs.

by 1234567890-098765434567890--09 January 20, 2017

Cosmic Connection

We all used to have a cosmic connection.

Whether we understood the movement of the sun, cosmic events, or the changing night sky or not, we had a cosmic connection.

Around 13,000 years ago, after a number of impact events, the sky turned black, the sun, the moon and the stars disappeared from the sky. Our cosmic connection was lost. When the dust settled, and left a black mat soil layer now deep in the ground, the cosmic connection was regained and these events were later recorded on pillar 43 at Göbekli Tepe.

Our ancestors celebrated the winter solstice – the symbolic death and rebirth of the sun. We built monuments perfectly aligned to welcome the winter solstice sunrise (Brú na Bóinne) and sunset (Stonehenge). Our ancestors celebrated their cosmic connection.

Unfortunately, most people have lost their cosmic connection replaced by creative divergence. Creative divergence is a symptom of mind control and insectualization.

Rather than celebrate the winter solstice, we celebrate with an overweight alcoholic bearded man in a red costume who comes down a non-existent chimney with imaginary reindeer and elves who is the frontman of an exercise in mind control to make us spend money on throw away plastic things made by people on slave wages, paid for on credit with money we don’t have, to put us in debt to banks who own everything and control us in every way conceivable. This is an example of creative divergence.

Any sign of cosmic connection has been entirely lost again.

by Option 22 December 6, 2019