shiniest nickel in the piggy bank

when a person is so unintelligent that they cannot comprehend even the most remedial concepts of education

Jerome did not understand what the scientific term for water, h2o was - he damn sure is not the shiniest nickel in the piggy bank.

by Samran53 December 22, 2020

Chloe Nickell

Does Dance. Mediocre. That's it.

She is Chloe Nickell

by Whitetoothpick14 November 6, 2020

Mr Nickels

When you snort a line of coke mixed with Cialis.

When your banging your girl and you can’t get it up, you do a line of Mr Nickels to make your girl happy

by Jerradschmitt December 26, 2020

A Head Full Of Nickels

A phrase used to describe an absentminded or moronic person who can't retain anything.

Connor, man. Do you hear yourself? You definitely have a head full of nickels.

by cablenewz December 28, 2020

nickeled

To pay many small additional expenses (that you think are unnecessary/unfair).

We're all so used to being nickeled.

by LukeLeva January 16, 2021

white nickel

The result of cumming on only one tit, leaving the other one unsymmetrical.

My girlfriend got mad at me because all I gave her was a white nickel last night; she prefers everything to be balanced.

by Roadie_MTBer October 30, 2012

One Nickel Pickle

slang for, "a very inexpensive male prostitute."

50cent is so cheap that if he was a prostitute, his nickname would be the One Nickel Pickle.

by Mini Mii August 28, 2012