Newton has millions of photos of you
by Donald Biden November 23, 2020
Bum ass nigga that makes no bread. Also has a short man dressed in a wig as a girlfriend. Most likely to be the III.
by Bopzfellow June 26, 2021
this is not talked about too much. newton states that anything can be a dildo if you're brave enough
i follow newton's 4th law
by Youngboyonpornhub November 27, 2023
A sexual act that only scientists perform. The Nipple Newton is an act in which one scientist uses a clamp on another scientists nipples in order to create a climax. The Term " Newton " is adds to the scientific meaning of the sexual act and therefore, this is why it is called " The Nipple Newton ".
by Greacy Grace the Third November 28, 2018
The Psychological version of his 3rd Law ("for every action… ) of Motion.
Alluded to in Matthew 7:1, "Judge not… "
Unlike Physics, tends to build into a frenzy, akin to one upping & pissing contest, not settle down.
The 'turd' reference is from apeshit, from a the practice of an enraged ape, takes or finds his recent dump and hurling it
Alluded to in Matthew 7:1, "Judge not… "
Unlike Physics, tends to build into a frenzy, akin to one upping & pissing contest, not settle down.
The 'turd' reference is from apeshit, from a the practice of an enraged ape, takes or finds his recent dump and hurling it
Counselors & Priests see plenty of Newton's Turd in action when dealing with marital & relationship problems
by AmboNec September 21, 2013
Sir Isaac Newton is one of the greatest scientists of all times and lived in the 17th century. Isaac Newton explained the workings of the universe through mathematics. He formulated laws of motion. These laws are math formulas that explain how objects move when a force acts on them.
He also invented Gravity and Calculus.
He is also still alive till this day.
He also invented Gravity and Calculus.
He is also still alive till this day.
Person: You know who Sir Isaac Newton is?
Person 2: Isn't he the dude who invented Gravity and Calculus to spite us all?
Person 2: Isn't he the dude who invented Gravity and Calculus to spite us all?
by SirlsaacNewton May 07, 2023