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Carson Newton

Carson Newton is compared to Brad Pitt and is extremly sexy. When seeing him you become extremly horny and want to jump on him and take all of his clothes off. They often times have brown hair with beautiful eyes. He treats you like a princess always. Carson Newton is loved.
"OMG, that Carson Newton is soooo hot."
"Yeah, i totally agree."
by BabyGirl___77 August 17, 2009
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Code Newton

A state of alert signifying the imminent arrival of an Apple product, usually a Macintosh computer, iPhone, or iPod. (Or, if you happen to be a collector of old tech, a Newton or Apple .)
He's been squeeing like a little girl ever since the credit card was approved. Full-out Code Newton.
by Lady Csyde December 2, 2009
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The Nector Collector

A towel or article of clothing used to clean the jizz after a nice jerk off session.
"Yeah the nector collector is getting pretty crusty"
by gausshog May 30, 2019
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Cam Newton

A quarterback that lost his job because he wasn't vaccinated, which is kind of like someone trying to push you out of your job and town for not wearing a mask.
Cam Newton would've been as available and dependable as any other player, with or without a vaccine. Not being compliant and not being able to do what you're paid to do is two different things. The reality is the owner and coach don't want anything that might make them look bad in today's climate. There's a lot of people these days worried about looking bad to other people, which is why you see so many people complying with the machinations of the people making lots of money off the panic of the pandemic, surrendering, wearing masks, and getting vaccines.
by The Original Agahnim September 30, 2021
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Bag of Newtons

Portable transportation device (a.k.a. zip-lock bag) for your nuggs of chronic.
That Phish concert would've been 10 times more bitchin' if I had remembered my Bag of Newtons.
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Neaton

1. Any of three males belonging to the Neaton family.

2. A composite of characteristics of an individual who preys on younger girls, particularly ones vulnerable due to low self-esteem.

3. A particularly hairy metrosexual.

4. A diabetic faggot.

5. A male carrying one or more STDs, namely AIDS due to promiscuous sexual activity.
1. Look, its the Neatons.

2. Dude, that thirty-year-old creep hitting on your thirteen-year-old sister is such a Neaton.

3. That guy in the locker room with the pink spandex and chest-fro is a real Neaton.

4. No insulin for you, you gay-ass Neaton.

5. You shouldn't have slept with the Hilton sisters, now you're a Neaton.
by FreddyFish1 February 24, 2005
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fig newton

a comback after u say something to ones mom
guy:guess wat
girl:wat?
guy:ur mom oo fig newton
by jason hurst January 19, 2008
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