muffler

(1) Girlfriend / fiancee / wife.

(2) When a woman stuffs her muff in her man's face.

Sarah gave Jeff a muffler, muffling his car talk.

by Sara Lee January 8, 2007

muffle

n. An acronym of Modern Usage For Finding Latin Erudition.*

Muffles are anything found at the present time that are derived from Latin or Greek or allude to them.

Derivitives are not muffles.

Muffles can be shared with Latin classes to earn a student extra credit in the class.

*May be replaced with Edification.

Latin Lover: Dude, ever notice how the cross country team has winged sandals on the back of their jerseys?
Caesar's Homeboy: Just like Mercury? Woah, muffle!

by EmersonienEra September 7, 2006

murley cat

one who brings attention to themselves for the wrong reason.

look at that kid with the huge afro riding a razor scooter, what a MURLEY CAT.

by juggernaut bitch May 10, 2006

muffle bag

a theoretical bag in which females are chosen for situations such as dates or booty calls.

Dude 1- "Dude, I don't know who I'm gonna ask to this fucking junior high prom."

Dude 2- "Just reach into that muffle bag of yours and pull something out."

by bronerfactory December 4, 2009

murkle naughty

being sooo fucking naughty

The naughtyest you could ever be

so naughty

Dude, im so fucking murkle naughty right now spank me

kid your murkle naughty right now
chill

by Murky Fressh March 26, 2010

Murple

When someone farts and it sounds like they either:

a) Shit their pants
b) Farted underwater

"Man that stinks! That guy just let out a nasty murple."

by Krick Crammin April 13, 2008

murfed

to be winning, and or beating the shit outta some one or thing

TOSH-DAMNNNNN...we got murfed on in the game last night!
Randi-FERRRRR-SHEEEEEEE-ZEEEEEEEE

by JAAMALL May 5, 2006