by johnnymoe February 02, 2015
A man or woman who partakes in the delicacy also known as eating out. A cunt chomper. A muff diver. One who engages in cunnilingus.
Scott: "So did you do Beth last night?"
Max: "Do her, I had her for a late nite snack, breakfast, mid-morning treat, lunch and dinner! Literally!!. I ate her out for hours until my cheeks were red from her puss oil. I would have to say that I am a serious carpet muncher guy, I couldn't get enough."
Scott: "Sounds great, too bad I blew in her before you met up with her dude!"
Max: "Do her, I had her for a late nite snack, breakfast, mid-morning treat, lunch and dinner! Literally!!. I ate her out for hours until my cheeks were red from her puss oil. I would have to say that I am a serious carpet muncher guy, I couldn't get enough."
Scott: "Sounds great, too bad I blew in her before you met up with her dude!"
by psiscott April 09, 2006
a nancy boy or queer; a member of the "homogenized persuasion," an unadulterated, unmitigated, bred-in-the-bone, dyed-in-the wool, etched-in-stone
cruiser on the chocolate freeway.
cruiser on the chocolate freeway.
Greenwich Village is the official "faggot capital of the world," so I am told, and features a plethora of mattress-munching cackpipe cosmonauts!
by weave September 07, 2003
carpet munching is a fun thing to do with a fit girl which involves eating out a girl's vagina : classically a lesbian would be called a "Carpet muncher" if she has licked out another girl.
"Ere mayte did ya know that kimmy girl is a right carpet muncher"
"i know init bled she ate out my cat"
"i know init bled she ate out my cat"
by kimberlychan June 14, 2007
A person who lives online who likes to smoke drugs and hates people called duncan. They also like to suck people off.
I know this guy who's a rite toastface muncher
by Jake12001200 August 24, 2011
The word cat muncher refers to someone that eats poor defenseless kittens. Or a noob with a bad temper.
First definition:
omgz0r a cat muncher is trying to get my catz!
Second definition:
person 1 :Do that again and you will be banned from the server!!!!
person 2: zomg dont be such a cat muncher
omgz0r a cat muncher is trying to get my catz!
Second definition:
person 1 :Do that again and you will be banned from the server!!!!
person 2: zomg dont be such a cat muncher
by Unknown8945646223 February 13, 2008