G-Mum

A grandmother that doesn't want to be called a grandmother because she doesn't act her age but in stead acts like her kids or someone in their 20's.

Sharlene, isn't a grandma but instead a g-mum.

by duckwoman77 July 29, 2009

Ya mum

The answer to everything in the whole wide world!

Person 1: You're blocked!
Person 2: Ya mums blocked!

Person 1: What you doing?
Person 2: Ya mum!

Person 1: Where's Tom?
Person 2: Where's ya mum?

by BaybeeMegziieee--x January 9, 2008

Mum thumb

When someones mum wont let them do something, even though they are old enough to decide for themselves.

Overbearing, controlling mother.

Similar to being under your girlfriend/wifes thumb.(not cool)

"No way dude, Dave wants to get a tattoo and although he's 19, his mom wont let him"
"He's so under the Mum thumb!"

by nicko2 January 2, 2009

mum bummer

The act of being overly nice and polite to the parents of friends/acquaintances, especially mothers, when you are in fact brash and filthy around your peers.

See also: dad spooner, granny grinder

We needed to leave but Kevin was busy being a mum bummer and we got there ten minutes late.

I'm wasn't mum bumming, she was just asking me all these questions.

by barkbat October 22, 2009

mum bum

a girl wit no ass, a saggy ass, or jus an ass that looks something like a 50 year old womans.

Steph shouldnt wear tight jeans because she has a mum bum and its discusting

by Sh@w_t@y June 28, 2006

mums gay

Worst insult know to mad

Teacher: Jonny quite down
Jonny: mums gay
Teacher: “dies”

by Big mike44 May 7, 2018

ya mum

1.) The universal comeback that cool people use.
2.) What I did last night.
3.) Popular schoolyard taunt.

Loser: "You SUCK!!"
You: "Ya mum sucks."
Loser: "That was uncalled for."
You: "Ya mum was uncalled for, but she still came... last night!
Loser: *shot down, butthurt.*
You: *Awesomeness.*

by PerfectPudding December 31, 2007