The nicest and worst words put together.
It neutralizes the phase so it depends on the context in which it is used.
The phrase can be endearing or malicious.
It neutralizes the phase so it depends on the context in which it is used.
The phrase can be endearing or malicious.
by valereally January 21, 2008
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1. Pussy, esp. one that hasn't been shaved. The general pubic area of a woman. See also; shag, muff, gash.
2. A woman who is "shaggable" or "shag worthy".
1. Pussy, esp. one that hasn't been shaved. The general pubic area of a woman. See also; shag, muff, gash.
2. A woman who is "shaggable" or "shag worthy".
by Antenna Wilde February 14, 2008
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Butter her muffin:Have sex with her
From a classic line from the movie "Weird Science". Douchebag Chet (Bill Paxton) checks out crazy hot Lisa (Kelly LeBrock) and says he'd like to "Butter her muffin". This refers to finding her sexually attractive and the desire to have sexual intercourse with her. Lisa then transforms Chet into a pus spewing massive turd-like creature. One of the greatest comeuppances that ever comeuppanced.
From a classic line from the movie "Weird Science". Douchebag Chet (Bill Paxton) checks out crazy hot Lisa (Kelly LeBrock) and says he'd like to "Butter her muffin". This refers to finding her sexually attractive and the desire to have sexual intercourse with her. Lisa then transforms Chet into a pus spewing massive turd-like creature. One of the greatest comeuppances that ever comeuppanced.
Erik: Man, Kristjana is smokin' hot
Matt: She's not bad.
Erik: Are you kidding!?!?! I've give my left nut to butter her muffin!
Matt: She's not bad.
Erik: Are you kidding!?!?! I've give my left nut to butter her muffin!
by Gmonnaie September 30, 2008
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by AMEEEEEEEH September 15, 2009
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Billy: I felt real uncomfortable last night
Johny: Why bitch (as he puffs on his cigarette)
Billy: I showed up at this party last night and the cooch to cock ratio was way off balance in favor of the cooch
Johny: Bitch you was at a "muffin jamboree" now quit being a biotch and make me a sandwich!
Johny: Why bitch (as he puffs on his cigarette)
Billy: I showed up at this party last night and the cooch to cock ratio was way off balance in favor of the cooch
Johny: Bitch you was at a "muffin jamboree" now quit being a biotch and make me a sandwich!
by Dr. Thomas Jay September 19, 2005
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by Stinky July 19, 2003
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