A sloppy circular shaped speck of shit plastered to the inside of the bowl given it's name due to its often striking resemblance to the mole that used to grace the right side of Spanish Pop singer Enrique Iglesias' face. (Too bad he got it removed). A man entering a bathroom to find an Enrique's mole down the toilet will often try to remove it from the bowl by directing his stream of piss at it.
Johnny - "Dude there's a piece of shit glued to the bowl in here that looks like Enrique's mole"
Richard - "Try and piss it off man!"
Richard - "Try and piss it off man!"
by Robert Graysmith August 27, 2007
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some claim that molemen live in the sewers, eat poop and get constantly cheated on them by their overwieght lovers. This description may contain a certain amount of hyperbole.
Importantly, they pass out and get drawn/painted/peed on
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some claim that molemen live in the sewers, eat poop and get constantly cheated on them by their overwieght lovers. This description may contain a certain amount of hyperbole.
Importantly, they pass out and get drawn/painted/peed on
see booth
friend 1:"did you see see jeff last night?"
friend 2:"yeah, he passed out and got cocks drawn on his face"
friend 1: "he's such a MOLEMAN
friend 2:"yeah, he passed out and got cocks drawn on his face"
friend 1: "he's such a MOLEMAN
by james November 15, 2003
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She is the Holy Grail, the World Cup and Excalibur all rolled into one.
She is the Holy Grail, the World Cup and Excalibur all rolled into one.
by morgangills November 15, 2004
Get the mole girl mug.A whack-a-mole consists of taking a huge mole (tobacco and weed in a bong bowl) and breathing the smoke into a balloon filled with whippit vapor (nitrous oxide) and inhaling/exhaling into the balloon until you're forced to breathe oxygen.
"Wow did you see that bro last night? Dude took too many whack-a-moles and yakked and then passed out....holy shit man."
by winterfell August 23, 2011
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