moist muffcake

When a woman's vagina contains so much semen that it appears to be a a double layered cake.

Man 1- " Did you see that nude girl that just ran by"
Man 2- " I sure did, man did she have a Moist Muffcake

by The God Rod February 24, 2015

Moist Ache

An old woman turned on

Her husband gave her a moist ache.
Friend 1:"Do you ever think your grandma gets turned on?"
Friend 2:"Do you mean a moist ache?"
Friend 1:"Oh yeah."

by Alycia2000 March 14, 2015

moist tart

An attractive, sexy hot young woman. -UK

She's a lovely moist tart wot inspires wankers.

by lennyschafer August 17, 2016

Moist Battery

When a female puts 2 AA batteries up her vagina and rubs her feet on carpet vigorously to create an electric charge causing stimulation

That moist battery was intense last night

by Moist Battery September 22, 2016

moist fondle

fiddling with ones ballsack while it is extremely wet or sweaty, usually after going for a swim or a wet environment

I had a really moist fondle after going in the lake yesterday

by TheDonnyPlays December 8, 2016

Moist Morris

A Moist Morris is very similar to a Wet Willy. To perform a Moist Morris, take off your shoes and socks, suck on one of your big toes, and then try and shove it up someone's asshole.

"Dude, Ezekiel gave Carson a fucking Moist Morris today. I think Carson moaned..."

by EchoCast December 6, 2018

Lazer of Moist

A lazer, when fired, moistens the target on contact.

“These socks are really starchy, can you give them a shot with your Lazer of Moist please?”

Turns off adult filter in search engine

Opens sock

“Aaah Like a glove”

by BigBillyBobby July 10, 2018