tumblr minute

The equivalent of an hour for a user of the blog site Tumblr

Person who gets on tumblr at 9pm and gets off the site at 2am

"Dude I swear it was like 5 tumblr minutes"

by ava-magdalena.tumblr.com March 29, 2013

nig minute

A time in which you say give me a nig minute in reality is a hour. Due to you are trying to turn your swag on and turn the ratchet meter up high. With in this nig minute you typically(if a guy) either fucking your friends sister or your girlfriends sister. If you are a girl in that time frame you usually are to panoramic or rednose by saige the gemini or having a nigga go "deep in it" or shaking it "like a rednose". Typically ratchet ass bitches named Bailey, Tiffany, Brittani, Taylor, and Tasha use this word due to ratchatitis is strong with them.

"hey can you wash this hair bleach out of my hair befor it melts my hair out Brittani because Annie is a ratchet bitch that can't do hair" "wait a nig minute Tiffany I'm yiking with bailey to rednose".

"oooh your man Tyler is so fine hop on that" "in a nig minute"

"Tiffany take your ratchet ass over to Cameron and hop on it""in a nig minute"

by Cosmo cunt for life March 18, 2014

Beaver mittens

Giving a toothy blowjob whilst simultaneously fisting two women.

It's not a winter orgy without beaver mittens.

by Evil weirdsmith November 1, 2017

Mase Minute

A "mase minute" (v.) Is a term in which someone says they will be "back in a minute," but are back hours later. The terminology comes from the popular hip-hop artist Mase, and his tendency to say "be back in a minute" and never come back.

"Hey I'll be back in just a minute."
"Alright."
*3 hours passes and person 1 finally comes back*
"That was a mase minute."

by Reitheboi December 7, 2018

The Mitton Tickle

Whilst about to undergo sexual relations, the tickler is said to "pussy out" of "pelvic foreplay" and instead of "stroking"the lower region, they instead tickle the belly button. This causes great awkwardness within the couple and usually leads to the end of the relationship.

"it was terrible last night, i got the Mitton Tickle becoz he was too scared". "But he told something different to his friends".

by BaldWilly June 25, 2019

30 minutes

The average practice time a band kid practices for.

"Mr. Bob?"

" Yes? "

"How long should I practice for?"

" 30 minutes. "

by Avi200 October 14, 2019

Dutch Mitten

When you fart in your hand, cup it and palm someones face. A less extreme however very effective version of the Dutch Oven.

John was very upset after I Dutch Mittened him.

by JuniorLoz November 24, 2019