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The Juicy Mitchell

When you're having sex with a virgin, the pussy is nice and tight. When you're full on fucking the girl, stick two fingers in her anus and finger blast the shit out of her. When you're about to cum, pull out and shove your dick into the loose anus you have created to canvas your soldier. When you cum inside her loose Crack, rest your Schlange in her and shave your pubic hair. The Juicy Mitchell is then complete and you have left her a split arse hole which will hurt for weeks with sprinkles as a thank you gift. WARNING - this can leave women lose the ability to walk for atleast two weeks. The Juicy Mitchell is the best thing to give a virgin to scare the literal shit out of them for future ploughs.
I had a one night stand with a 19 year old virgin last Saturday, i gave her The Juicy Mitchell and left early the next day. I haven't heard from her after leaving my number, she's probably still recovering the poor fucker.
by Big Mitchell September 2, 2016
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mitchel rogers

A fucking furfag who loves fat furry cocks
"Omg you're such a Mitchel Rogers"
by Big titty goth girl June 30, 2019
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Mitch Mitchell

The most underrated drummer of all time. He was sadly overshadowed by Jimi Hendrix, whom he performed with until Hendrix's abrupt death. However, his drumming expertise still shines in some of Hendrix's songs, such as "Hey Joe" and "All Along The Watchtower."
Also, for the record, "Mitch" was not actually his first name. His legal name was John Graham Mitchell.
by Ubeenbamboozledson May 23, 2022
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The Paul Mitchell

This is a sexual act. Whilst trimming your man's neck hair from behind, you use your free hand to provide a reach around hj using shampoo as lube. When he's close to climax, drop the trimmer and position a conditioner bottle (with the lid removed) over his dick hole. Milk his cock into the bottle; replace lid. Immediately use bottle contents to later your own hair while he watches.
Dude, you haven't lived until your girl gives you The Paul Mitchell.
by Titndong Manner February 5, 2018
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Sophie and Mitchell

Sophie and Mitchell are a pair of two who are scared to admit how they feel.

Sophie fears her desire for Mitchell aren’t fate at all, but rather a phase that’s lasted (lasting) for years.

Mitchell is shy about his feelings and scared to let them show. Possibly feels a sort of fear towards something serious with Sophie, possibly from a bad past relationship and purely intimidated.

You may call every night and talk at school. Everyone else knows you like each other, but you don’t know you both like each other.

Both are the pair you ship in a T.V. Show that don’t get together until the finale. It’s fate for the both of you. Just let it happen. Open up to each other, it’ll be alright.
Sophie and Mitchell example

Person 1: “you know so much about him already, you’re practically dating
Sophie: “But I’m scared he’s gonna deny me, plus he’s going through a tough time”

Person 2: “Why don’t you get together. Admit how you feel
Mitchell: “I can’t right now. Not until I know she likes me back”
by You know I’m right ;) October 1, 2021
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Mitchell houghton

If this is your name then you are highly likely to be gay, a nonce or both
by Jak7473773 April 13, 2020
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