Mitchell

A Mitchell is short, and cam also go by the name of Mitch. Is very American, and probably hosts neighborhood BBQs.

Person 1: who's that?
Person 2: oh that's Mitchell. He likes likes guns and wearing patriotic tank tops.
Person 1: oh.

by Kneecapsareknucklesforyourlegs February 11, 2022

Mitchell Syndrome

Having a hot/attractive mother.

Blake, You have Mitchell Syndrome

by JeremyWertz July 13, 2022

Mitchell Rogers

I’m so fucking gay bro

Mitchell Rogers means dick is actually a pussy

by ong fr February 2, 2023

mitchell county sheriff

One of the main policing forces in Mitchell county Kansas. They are known for being corrupt and using illegal tactics against anyone who doesn’t live in Mitchell county. The county seat, Beloit, has a small technical college and the students there are consistently harassed and followed by the police there. Since they are often bored (low crime rates) they have to plant evidence to have any kind of action. The entire town of Beloit is a glorified speed trap. If you can avoid it go around Mitchell county Kansas. They don’t discriminate by race, they hate everyone. If you’re not a criminal, they’ll make you one.

Man 1: Hey are you going to the Waconda Lake?

Man 2: hell no I’m not going there! That’s in Mitchell County, Kansas.
Man 1: yeah good choice. The Mitchell County Sheriff’s deputies will bend your ass over and rape you

by Luwelyn.moss May 1, 2023

Mitchellphobia

Mitchellphobia is a phobia caused by a fat kid who smells bad, knows he smells bad and also won’t do anything about it. This phobia is common in most middle school adolescents who have good hygiene. These affects can be long term and very scaring!!

“Eww that kid smells”
“I have mitchellphobia i can’t stand it”

by MixedboyN August 26, 2023

Mitchell Cat 9

The baddest motherfucker to walk the planet.

Hey look! There’s a Mitchell cat 9!

Mitchell cat 9 COMING THROUGH

by Big cat 49 June 13, 2023

mitchell

perfect literally love of my life, so fricking cute and sweet has so much bad things going on in his life but deseveres the literal world i love him so much and i miss him and agh hes perfect

me: i love mitchell
my friend: hes ugly
me: shuutup *drags her*

by ilovemyex September 18, 2023